Tjack Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 On 9/30/2019 at 3:19 AM, Old Man said: Or a jury......but if you do, don’t leave fingerprints. This conversation I AM smart enough for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishFox Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 19 hours ago, Tjack said: Or a jury......but if you do, don’t leave fingerprints. This conversation I AM smart enough for. Don't leave YOUR fingerprints. The fingerprints of someone you don't like on the other hand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, ScottishFox said: Don't leave YOUR fingerprints. The fingerprints of someone you don't like on the other hand.... Easier read about in crime novels than done. It’s better to leave no fingerprints and leave a more obvious personal item from your fall guy (ie; glasses, a set of keys) something that could have been lost in a struggle. Also make sure he doesn’t have an alibi for for the time of death. If you have one for yourself that’s even better. I told you I know this subject. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 17 minutes ago, ScottishFox said: Don't leave YOUR fingerprints. The fingerprints of someone you don't like on the other hand.... Getting that other hand (and its fingerprints) from the person you don't like ... may entail further difficulties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. ScottishFox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 Be not afraid to surrender what you are to what you may become. ScottishFox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 11:52 AM, Cancer said: Getting that other hand (and its fingerprints) from the person you don't like ... may entail further difficulties. That reminds me of another piece of advice. After you’ve done chopping wood, sharpen the axe right away and chunk it into the wood. It keeps the edge sharp and free of rust. If you don’t get it right away......work on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 Trading bites with grizzly is probably not your best bet. But if you can get him guessing which shell the pea is under, now you have a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 No matter what image is on the display, it is never appropriate to lick your phone, TV, or computer screen. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Don't believe everything you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Never remake an animated feature into a live-action movie. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 No matter how pleasing the soap scent, do not walk out of the men's room sniffing your fingers. Tjack and rravenwood 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 I don't think I've ever encountered a men's room soap that had a pleasing scent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Really? We've got a couple of Chinese restaurants and one automotive supply house around here that use soaps that smell absolutely _delicious_! I mean, you can accidentally look like the most disgusting human being on earth if you're not careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 If you take your kid to a grocery store, upon entering they will become posessed by a demon from the deepest level of hell. Plan accordingly. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 (while not from experience) Honesty is most certainly the best policy with wives. Make up a good story, and hope they don't find out, though they probably will, and stick to it even if they find out. If they say "Just tell the truth, it'll be ok" keep in mind it will most definitely not be ok. Edit: to the married, I was fairly accurate, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Uncannily so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, Old Man said: Uncannily so. Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 My own experience is atypical, because I married an attorney, so I will neither affirm nor contradict here. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 So Cancer is taking the fifth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 3 hours ago, Badger said: If they say "Just tell the truth, it'll be ok" keep in mind it will most definitely not be ok. If you get to the point where they're saying "Just tell the truth, it'll be okay", you're already lost either way. It'll be a lot less work for you in the long term just to suck it up and take your medicine. YMMV, natch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Run, Australia, run! If you can just make it to the Internet, we've got another Pineapple Express roaring through. There's enough rain for everyone! Oh, wait. It doesn't work that way. Sorry, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 I have a question. How do we stop J J Abrams ruining something else ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 On 12/31/2019 at 3:33 PM, Bazza said: So Cancer is taking the fifth. a fifth of what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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