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On 1/4/2020 at 11:40 AM, Cancer said:

Very few species have evolved defenses against disintegrator pistols.  If you discover one, it's time to book passage on the next intergalactic transport.

 

But, you'll still need aiming skills.

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2 hours ago, Starlord said:

If you haven't seen a woman in awhile and it looks like she may have gained some weight around the middle, DO NOT ask when the baby is due.

 

Even if the baby popping out at that very moment, don't say that.

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In a neighborhood where snow has been melting off, some structures will still have snow on the roof long after others have lost all of it.  Many of these may be uninhabited outbuildings (garage, workshop, garden shed), but if it is the main house, the house is likely to be empty (the heat is turned off or down low).  Such houses are candidates for plunder.

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Well, a prudent snowbirding homeowner might take it to heart and make arrangements with a neighbor or other custodian to manipulate the heat while you're off in Points Sunny.  :angel:

 

Other interpretations are, of course, possible.

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