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On 4/2/2020 at 8:57 PM, Badger said:

A wife only wants to hear 3 words from their husband:

 

"I'm so sorry"

 

My wife responds better to, "I got you" followed by the name of a thing I've gotten for her.  :)

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Dunno about experiments, since I didn't put in any control, but I observe that whatever it was that rifled my tent (my guess is raccoon) ate all my candy but only took a few tentative bites out of my soap.

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Raccoon, you sure?

 

So, I was hanging out in the woods, this one time, and I saw a tent.  Decided a raid would be fun.  Loved the candy, until I found this one bar, damn that thing tasted nasty.

 

Wait?

 

Damn you Cancer, damn you to hell.

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

 

Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow.

 

Do not walk beside me, either. We're in a quarantine here. Leave me the hell alone.

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