Starlord Posted August 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the wi-fi. Tjack, Pariah, Cancer and 1 other 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Starlord said: If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the wi-fi. #lifehacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 When you light a lighter, the lighter gets lighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Coming from the episode of an old western (lawman) today, where the lead and guest female shall we say didn't get along, at the end this remark was made: Hell hath no fury than that of a women's dress that has been scorned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 The quickest way to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 Opening a package of something you would prefer not to share is another excellent way of making children manifest near you. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 Dad used to get my attention with chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 Corn Chips? Poker Chips? Cow Chips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 Potaytoe. Rattling the bag while I was trying to read good books, the old geezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 7 hours ago, Starlord said: The quickest way to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. I thought that was cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 It is that too, but children eventually grow up to become something useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, Pariah said: It is that too, but children eventually grow up to become something useful. But cats are better behaved and easier to housebreak Ternaugh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 You should never try to plan your day. Otherwise, the word "premeditated" starts to get thrown around in the courtroom later on. Pariah, Grailknight and Old Man 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 On 9/8/2020 at 9:26 PM, Badger said: But cats are ... easier to housebreak This is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Pariah said: This is true. But cats are better behaved than kids. Just remember how low a bar kids set on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 Please pay close attention at all times to what you are wearing...if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 On 9/8/2020 at 11:26 PM, Badger said: But cats are better behaved and easier to housebreak Puppies are easier to housebreak than children because when you rub a child’s face in it and smack ‘em with a newspaper people look at you funny. Badger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 10 hours ago, Tjack said: Puppies are easier to housebreak than children because when you rub a child’s face in it and smack ‘em with a newspaper people look at you funny. I will remember that, if I ever have kids😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 If you want to save money on Christmas gifts, I recommend discussing politics on Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 Doesn't work if everybody has the same views. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 52 minutes ago, tombrown803 said: Doesn't work if everybody has the same views. Yeah my family for the most part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 "Self care is also not arguing with people who are committed to misunderstanding you." ~ Ayishat A. Akanbi Grailknight and Starlord 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Badger Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 I have come to realize that most I end up arguing with on YouTube comments think they have won. Simply because, I got bored and wandered off.😪 In other words, youtube commenters will not have the most intelligent of arguments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 Robert Heinlein's Rules For Writers You must write. You must finish what you write. You must refrain from rewriting, except to editorial order. You must put the work on the market. You must keep the work on the market until it is sold. tkdguy and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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