Cancer Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 When you get to a new place, work real hard, smile real big, listen to everyone who has anything to say to you, and don't say much. After three to six months you will have established that you're good to have around and you can loosen up a bit on that last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Ewoks for friends not food. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Kill them all and let God sort them out also known as "how to handle Ewoks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Walking carpets are all the rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 I'm disappointed. I thought this was going to be a "Dear Jeff T" type of advice thread. We could do that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Never feed him after midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so. Netzilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 A bird in the hand should not be trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just keep swimming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Never feed him after midnight. Suit yourself, but I'll just go on a frantic foraging expedition, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Never feed him after midnight. Everytime, I watch that movie I wonder "when are they allowed to eat again?" Dawn? Noon? 7:37 AM? aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Don't cross the beams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Do Not Eat The Yellow Snow. Be told. Netzilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Comment your code. Especially if you're the one who'll have to maintain it. Netzilla and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just keep swimming. Let it go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 This above all: To thine own self be true; and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Invest in tennis balls...they have a high rate of return. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Go back to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Sleep on the floor...then you can never fall out of bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 If the man at the back says 'Everyone Attack !' then you should fall into a ballroom blitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Don't go to Camelot. It's a silly place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Invest in tennis balls...they have a high rate of return. Invest in boomerangs as they have a higher rate of return. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Please release me, let me go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Do the right thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Saturday Night's all right for fighting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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