wcw43921 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."--Calvin, Friend Of Hobbes Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 The less you have to live for, the more they will try to take from you. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is to understand the other person is a friggin' idiot. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 It's all fun and games till someone fails their saving throw. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 If you ever wonder if you and your partner are on the same page, try folding a blanket together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Never take a laxative and sleeping pills at the same time. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 Taking a laxative, and being a power armor user could prove interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 If you can't stop coughing, take a laxative. Then you'll be afraid to cough. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 You can never get enough of what you don't need, because no amount of what you don't need will ever satisfy you. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 Whatever you do in life always give 100 percent. Unless you're donating blood. Pariah and Old Man 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 On 1/19/2021 at 11:02 PM, Pariah said: If you can't stop coughing, take a laxative. Then you'll be afraid to cough. Well, my dad, given what the 2 foods do to his insides, found out one time, never eat canteloupe and beans within an hour of each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 Never follow your dreams. Just ask them where their going and hook up with them later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 Please allow for the possibility that the grass is greener on the other side because you're not over there screwing it up. Old Man, Tom Cowan and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 If you find yourself in a Valentine movie, and your friend suggest to follow your heart in making the decision. Flip a coin instead, at least you have a 50/50 chance.🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 Unless you really know what's going on, don't sell short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cancer said: Unless you really know what's going on, don't sell short. Unless you are a hedge fund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 Remember, if you wish upon a genie to have the human torch powers, make sure you also get immunity to your own powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 On 1/20/2021 at 6:07 AM, Starlord said: Whatever you do in life always give 100 percent. Unless you're donating blood. Whatever you do in life always give 100%. Unless you're grading lab reports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Always walk around wearing a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency you can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 Never open your wallet in a windstorm. Rule 34 Section J If it is a sexual proclivity, Japan will make money off it, via animation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 Do not eat the yellow snow, unless you really do know where it came from, or you really really want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 18 hours ago, Badger said: Rule 34 Section J If it is a sexual proclivity, Japan will make money off it, via animation And if it isn't a sexual proclivity, they will make money by suggesting that it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 The first step towards getting somewhere is the decision that you're no longer satisfied with where you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 “If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 "Perfect is the enemy of Done." Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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