Starlord Posted February 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 Just because you saw someone snacking on a Tide Pod or putting Gorilla Glue in their hair doesn't mean you should eat the Cotton Candy in the attic. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 If you sit in a bean bag chair after 50 you may be stuck there forever. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Stay hydrated, my friends. You should drink at least a half a gallon of water a day. That way you'll be so busy peeing that you won't have time for other people's drama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Starlord said: Stay hydrated, my friends. You should drink at least a half a gallon of water a day. That way you'll be so busy peeing that you won't have time for other people's drama. Stolen for the Book of Face (with your permission). Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 But being hydrated would distract me from my goal of ending up as a dried-out, empty and hateful husk of a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 So you want to be a politician? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 You could still be full of p*ss and vinegar.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Stay updated on the new rules: (click the tweet for the top row, the middle row and bottom row are shown, below) L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Starlord said: Stay hydrated, my friends. You should drink at least a half a gallon of water a day. That way you'll be so busy peeing that you won't have time for other people's drama. My luck, their drama would follow me into the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Especially if you've given them methylene blue pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 10 hours ago, Bazza said: Stay updated on the new rules: (click the tweet for the top row, the middle row and bottom row are shown, below) I can agree to changing times but the Joker has been a homicidal psychopath since the 70's. What comics were you reading Mr. Gaiman. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 And the eighth deadly sin is . . . pizza! Hugh Neilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Grailknight said: I can agree to changing times but the Joker has been a homicidal psychopath since the 70's. What comics were you reading Mr. Gaiman. He was murdering people since his very first appearance. He would interrupt radio broadcasts telling the people of Gotham who he was going to kill and what he was going to steal. The police couldn't stop him--only Batman could. The thing about more modern portrayals of The Joker is, that to my mind, he comes off as little more than Ed Gein in clown makeup. Where's the criminal brilliance? Where are the grandiose schemes that promise to be both lucrative and hilarious? Where are the playing card references? Nowhere that I've seen lately. Grailknight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Grailknight said: I can agree to changing times but the Joker has been a homicidal psychopath since the 70's. What comics were you reading Mr. Gaiman. Yeah. The good old days when Superman could lift the universe, the male heroes all had the same personality, and female heroes were still basically damsels in distress or delicate, petite do-nothings. Good times...not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 7 hours ago, wcw43921 said: He was murdering people since his very first appearance. He would interrupt radio broadcasts telling the people of Gotham who he was going to kill and what he was going to steal. The police couldn't stop him--only Batman could. He was murdering people in his first appearance in the '40s when Bats was a pulp character with colour illustrations. Then Bats moved to the fifties and Seduction of the Innocent told us all violence had to be sanitized away, after which we got the mid-60s camp era, from the Batman TV show (much more widely known than the comic books), so people forgot the murdering Joker in favor of Cesar Romero. Comics were geek culture in the 1970s by the time Killer Joker emerged. And then we got various writers each trying to top the others for what a crazed murdering psychopath we could portray. And we get: 7 hours ago, wcw43921 said: The thing about more modern portrayals of The Joker is, that to my mind, he comes off as little more than Ed Gein in clown makeup. Where's the criminal brilliance? Where are the grandiose schemes that promise to be both lucrative and hilarious? Where are the playing card references? Nowhere that I've seen lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Never put your keys in the pocket closest to the hand holding the most grocery bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 On 3/3/2021 at 8:52 AM, Hugh Neilson said: He was murdering people in his first appearance in the '40s when Bats was a pulp character with colour illustrations. Then Bats moved to the fifties and Seduction of the Innocent told us all violence had to be sanitized away, after which we got the mid-60s camp era, from the Batman TV show (much more widely known than the comic books), so people forgot the murdering Joker in favor of Cesar Romero. Say what you want about Cesar Romero but he made a hell of a salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 When did they make salad out of him? I missed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 He was a victim of the Bat-Salad Tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 Boy, comics really did get a lot darker and grittier after I stopped reading them regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Cancer said: When did they make salad out of him? I missed that. They used his romains Old Man, Pariah and Cancer 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 Want to find who all your relatives are and can't afford an ancestry DNA kit? Just announce you've won the lottery. Grailknight and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 If you want to feel like you've really accomplished something, try making a "Didn't Do" list instead of a "To Do" list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 Never help someone who is in trouble. You're the first person they'll think of the next time they're in trouble. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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