Pariah Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 A friend in need is a pain in the neck*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, then you're brave enough to ask that girl out. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 Stolen for the Book of Face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 When confronted with a weird systematic in your lab data that you cannot figure out, waiting until two hours before the end-of-quarter drop-dead ultimate deadline to seek consultation with the instructor is not optimal. ((Yes, I did figure out what the problem was. I was still Not Amused.)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Give online shopping a try - at least you won't forget where you parked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you see your food coming in a restaurant. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 6 hours ago, Starlord said: Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you see your food coming in a restaurant. But back when i was still attempting to find a mate. The thought of talking to them always gave my stomach the feeling of needing to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 If you're going to commit to a relationship, make sure you're the crazy one. Old Man and Grailknight 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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archer Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 On 3/25/2021 at 11:25 AM, Starlord said: Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you see your food coming in a restaurant. When I see my food coming in a restaurant, the first thing I always note is that everyone else's plate of food is more attractive than mine and that my plate has the least amount of food on it, regardless of what anyone at the table ordered and regardless of how starved I am. I was MUCH more fortunate in finding a wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 12 minutes ago, archer said: When I see my food coming in a restaurant, the first thing I always note is that everyone else's plate of food is more attractive than mine and that my plate has the least amount of food on it, regardless of what anyone at the table ordered and regardless of how starved I am. I was MUCH more fortunate in finding a wife. Your wife is more attractive than you and... has more food on her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Luk-kyyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 "If for a while the harder you try, the harder it gets, take heart. So it has been with the best people who ever lived." -Jeffrey R. Holland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 It usually helps to follow directions when those are given. That usually entails reading them or listening to them first. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pariah Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 The person who disagrees with you may, in fact, be an idiot. That's no guarantee that you're not an idiot as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 Multitasking is overrated. Do what you're doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 48 minutes ago, Pariah said: Multitasking is overrated. Do what you're doing. “I do one thing at a time, I do it very well, and then I move on.” Charles Emerson Winchester It may come from a silly place, but that sentence has helped me to stay relatively sane and effective during many a crisis. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 1) Never eat anything larger than your head. 2) Never eat anything where you can’t identify the ingredients. 3) Never eat anything that looks like vomit. Graham Kerr 1970’s TV chef “The Galloping Gourmet” He later withdrew the statement when someone brought up....Pizza. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 Never attempt anything that you would not want to explain to the paramedics. Grailknight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 Wag more, bark less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 The use of cigarette papers when smoking salmon is not recommended. Pariah and Tom Cowan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 When life hands you lemons, be grateful, because at least you won't have to worry about getting scurvy. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 Avoid taking medicine regimens which are known to have the side effect of making your grow more hair, because when they set you on fire the smell will be that much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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