Hugh Neilson Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Be good and you will be lonesome. Be lonesome and you will be free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Always travel in pairs as God Only Knows Where I'd Be Without You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Don't pick at the bandage, just rip it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Rip it up and start again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Never starting a p***ing contest with a skunk. Ternaugh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Don't forget to tip your waitress but don't tip her too much, or she'll fall over. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Don't search for a Heart Of Gold. You won't find it and you'll be getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Stop and breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Stop and smell the roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 You can eat dynamite. It tastes sweet. But it'll give you a powerful headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 ...once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Sleep on the floor...then you can never fall out of bed. On a side note: I do quite often in the summer time, (cooler) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Invest in boomerangs as they have a higher rate of return. You obviously have seen me throw a boomerang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 You can eat dynamite. It tastes sweet. But it'll give you a powerful headache. You reminded me of the ANdy Griffith SHow episode with the goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Keep a spare pair of pants, if not a full change of clothes, at your workplace, in case of wardrobe accident. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Keep a sticky note over your webcam lens when you aren't using it, if only for peace of mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Keep your salt and your sugar in very dissimilar containers, and your toothpaste and athletes' foot remedy in very different places. Cygnia, Pariah, aylwin13 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 This woman will drive you insane if she is a touch too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Don't shoot other players, yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 If you pick up your guitar and play, you won't get fooled again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 The turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Don't keep me hanging on the telephone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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