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Things that should be in fortune cookies


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The Fire transforms a generous malarkey with baggy eyes.  
The world waits!

 

The Superior Person endures the limitless Heavens despite baggy eyes.  
Errm, good luck with that.

 

The Sea denies one's inner Heavens within gifts.  Go back to bed!

 

The Heaven transforms a benevolent malarkey within distinctive odors.  
ka-CHING!

 

The Sand denies the practical will within unearned rewards.  
Curses!  Foiled again!

 

The Mundane Goober transforms one's limitless compassion of inner treasures.  
DUDE!!!

 

 

(More experiments with a random text generator.)

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