Cancer Posted November 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 "Consult the I Ching with solemnity and respect for the ancient oracle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 "Beware: They really are out to get you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 "Do you know just how much work it is for the Druids every time they have to reset a henge because of daylight savings time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Mouseover links in strange emails to see where they are trying to send you, but never click them. Then delete the message and empty the deleted items folder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Unsolicited emails from unknown sources should be treated with the same level of dispatch as an unexpected sample of polonium-210. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Unsolicited emails from unknown sources should be treated with the same level of dispatch as an unexpected sample of polonium-210. You immediately sell it to the Russians for reuse as a weapon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 No no no, silly. Forward them to whitehouse.gov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 17 hours ago, Cancer said: Mouseover links in strange emails to see where they are trying to send you, but never click them. Then delete the message and empty the deleted items folder. Then format your hard drive. And smash the computer with a sledgehammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Cancer said: No no no, silly. Forward them to whitehouse.gov. Wouldn’t this just constitute a bounce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Ideally, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Ruggels Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Vaya con pistolas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 The USS Nimitz. Full size of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 That would take one awfully big cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Smooches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Beware those quick with advice, for they have their own interests put ahead of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 The "gonna find out who's naughty and nice" threat is corporate America trying to guilt you into buying more junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 If you were a cow, this fortune would say, "Moo moo moo moo moo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 You are a cow. Moo moo moo moo moo. Lucius Alexander You are a palindromedary. Oho oho oho oho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lucius said: You are a palindromedary. Oho oho oho oho. Heh heh heh heh heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 This fortune was booted off of tumblr for being too risqué. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Tornadoes are attracted to two things: mobile homes and Wal-Marts. Stay well away from both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 Nearly everyone is young and stupid at some point. Try not to among those who get there, like it, and try to stay that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 Reply hazy, ask again later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 A Vulcan nerve pinch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 Socks and ugly ties are the 21st Century version of getting a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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