Bazza Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 Bon bons are just Christmas fortune cookies that are inedible. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Dio not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the Hell alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 If you cannot see your enemy, you might look in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 When thousands are paying attention to your words, telling untruths is a much riskier proposition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 You may be the smartest person in the room, but it is not smart to count on being the smartest person in the room. Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Prussian blue, a complex ferrous cyanide compound, is the correct treatment for thallium poisoning, but it must be administered in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 If you're always the smartest person in the room, you should probably get out more. Hermit, Lawnmower Boy and Ockham's Spoon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Just because you're the smartest person in the room doesn't make everyone else an idiot. Ockham's Spoon, Tom Cowan and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Everyone you will ever meet knows something that you don't. Whether it is something actually worth knowing is a completely different subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 If it's early February and you haven't given thought to Valentine's Day, maybe you should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Wear your raingear tomorrow. And keep your electronics in a sealed box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Declaring your candidacy before you have adequate financial backing is a recipe for certain defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 You need to ensure that the soundtrack of the movie they'll make about you has something in it other than screaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Explore an unpaved road with a new friend. Take lots of fresh water. (I got a fortune this evening that was just the first sentence. I think the second one makes it better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Instead, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Napalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 "Help! I'm trapped in a Western democracy which is being run by a reality TV host!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Do what is necessary. That is not happiness, but it is greatness. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 Lawnmower Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Man, that's before I finish my first cup of coffee most mornings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Do, or do not. There is no try. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Fail, or try not. There is no do. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary sadly eyes the empty two liter bottle and says there is no Dew. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 No, is not. Try do, or there do. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Do be do be do. Pariah and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Love conquers all, but a Pre-Nup may save your future Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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