Cassandra Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 You know you can trust this because it's a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 OT: That fortune works with all possible permutations in the ordering of those names! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Think about what you might do during a ninety-minute power outage tomorrow evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 I bet you were surprised to get a fortune cookie in an Italian Restaurant. BoloOfEarth, IndianaJoe3, Hermit and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 You shouldn't have eaten that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 Blood makes the grass grow. Kill! Kill! Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 ,.,., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 All mishaps are interpreted to support someone else's biases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 If you have food poisoning you are likely to visit ‘John Throne’ soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 Everything you know is wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 append to that ... but you don't know why, or by how much, or even the sense of the error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 The stroke of the brush doesn't guarantee art from the bristles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 Anthrax is a disease, not a flavor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 The pen is mightier than the sword, but sometimes the sword is useful for getting someone's attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 As is skywriting. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Though skywriting is a ... less private medium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 Pain in the present teaches you joy in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 Good judgment comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 Life is the hardest teacher because it gives you the lesson after the test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 You went out in pubic wearing that? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 You will meet a tall dark stranger who writes messages for fortune cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 What the gods get away with, the cows don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 This fortune is more private than any email you will ever receive. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 On November 2, 2019 at 12:09 PM, Cassandra said: You went out in pubic wearing that? The omission of the "l" (lower case letter L) in the word starting with "p" there is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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