Hermit Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Flavor! Flavor should be in fortune cookies. oh and some note of some kind I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Hermit said: Flavor! Flavor should be in fortune cookies. oh and some note of some kind I suppose So ... the note contains the single word, "Flavor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Just now, Cancer said: So ... the note contains the single word, "Flavor." Stop complicating things!!!!! Cancer and Lawnmower Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 Flavour* Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Bazza said: Flavour* Imperialist! 🙃 Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 Nope. Australian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty...." Hermit and Old Man 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 This was written by Stephen King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 This is Nucking Futs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Ten . . . nine . . . eight . . . seven . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 "The wonderful thing about rationality is that it is irrational." Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 Book One: 1805 CHAPTER I WELL, PRINCE, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Bonapartes. But I warn you, if you don't tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist I real- ly believe he is Antichrist I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend, no longer my 'faithful slave,' as you call yourself! But how do you do? I see I have frightened you sit down and tell me all the news." It was in July, 1805, and the speaker was the well-known Anna Pavlovna Scherer, maid of honor and favorite of the Empress Marya Fe- dorovna. With these words she greeted Prince Vasili Kurdgin, a man of high rank and impor- tance, who was the first to arrive at her recep- tion. Anna Pavlovna had had a cough for some days. She was, as she said, suffering from la grippe; grippe being then a new word in St. Petersburg, used only by the elite. All her invitations without exception, writ- ten in French, and delivered by a scarlet-liver- ied footman that morning, ran as follows: "If you have nothing better to do, Count [or Prince], and if the prospect of spending an evening with a poor invalid is not too terrible, I shall be very charmed to see you tonight be- tween 7 and 10 Annette Scherer." "Heavens! what a virulent attack!" replied the prince... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BNakagawa Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 "make a fortitude saving throw" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 16 hours ago, Old Man said: Book One: 1805 CHAPTER I WELL, PRINCE, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Bonapartes. But I warn you, if you don't tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist I real- ly believe he is Antichrist I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend, no longer my 'faithful slave,' as you call yourself! But how do you do? I see I have frightened you sit down and tell me all the news." It was in July, 1805, and the speaker was the well-known Anna Pavlovna Scherer, maid of honor and favorite of the Empress Marya Fe- dorovna. With these words she greeted Prince Vasili Kurdgin, a man of high rank and impor- tance, who was the first to arrive at her recep- tion. Anna Pavlovna had had a cough for some days. She was, as she said, suffering from la grippe; grippe being then a new word in St. Petersburg, used only by the elite. All her invitations without exception, writ- ten in French, and delivered by a scarlet-liver- ied footman that morning, ran as follows: "If you have nothing better to do, Count [or Prince], and if the prospect of spending an evening with a poor invalid is not too terrible, I shall be very charmed to see you tonight be- tween 7 and 10 Annette Scherer." "Heavens! what a virulent attack!" replied the prince... How big is this cookie, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 The slip of paper has been replaced by a small USB3 flash drive. The rest of the space on the drive is full of backdoor exploits that get installed on power-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 "Backdoor Exploits" in this case being a long-running series of anal-themed erotica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 Someone else at your table has the fortune that would have turned your life around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Sometimes, a cookie is just a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 You have taken yourself too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence, in bed. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 You have taken yourself too seriously, in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 Congratulations. You will never sleep again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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