dmjalund Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 This fortune requires cookies - Accept: Yes/No BarretWallace, Hermit, Cancer and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Trouble comes in packages of all sizes, but the amount of trouble has little to do with size of the package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 There is no "I" in "Team", but "Team" is just "Meat" spelled funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 "Amazing Grace and the theme song of Gilligan's Island are pretty much interchangeable lyrics and tune wise. Later, you will drop your guard and test this statement" Pariah and Lawnmower Boy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 Has anyone suggested a folded up $50 dollar bill to pay for the meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 Brush up on your trivia. For example, knowing the antidote for curare poisoning could be important in the near future. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 "Science" is not a liberal conspiracy. Grailknight, Pariah and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Things that should be in fortune cookies a fortune. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 The river tells no lies, but the dishonest man, standing on the shore, still hears them. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 If you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 Tossing and turning not for cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 On 1/22/2020 at 1:00 AM, Starlord said: "Science" is not a liberal conspiracy. *chuckle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 A wondrous day awaits you should you choose not to behave like a complete a****le. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 Some days you teach the world, and other days the world teaches you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 Cancer and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Amateurs talk about strategy. Professionals talk about logistics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Thank you, it was lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Today you will feel like corn. Just not like having any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Vomit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Had dinner at a Chinese restaurant in Luleå that I don't recall ever visiting, or even noticing. Buffet was good, but I only really went in there because of the very pretty waitress I saw when passing. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 "No act of kindness goes unavenged." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 HELP I AM TRAPPED IN A CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Found my old list of disquieting fortunes! You are suspected of improprieties. Your enemies have better aim than to strike at you directly. An old error of omission will be brought to your attention. Your important project has an undetected but fundamental flaw. Your superiors see you as a threat to them. Amorkca and Old Man 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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