Hermit Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 "You will seek guidance from cuisine again." Lawnmower Boy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. DShomshak, aylwin13, Cancer and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 "The Magic 8-Ball says, 'No'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 A friend of mine insists that every fortune he's ever read from a cookie still made sense if you added the words, "in bed" to the end, though the meaning usually changed. I have not, however, conducted any research to confirm or deny this. ADDENDUM: It seems to work for Cancer's real-life examples, though. Dean Shomshak I've heard that phrased as "between the sheets". One where it doesn't work so well: "In case you need it for winter traction, keep a hundred pounds of sand in the back of your pickup." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 "at the third stroke it will be six twenty two and thirty seconds..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 "Today you will feel like corn. Just not like having any." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 "You have a secret admirer with unwholesome desires." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 "The only people in this town who want you for your body is the organ bank." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 And, from the immortal Bored of the Rings: "Five-eleven's your height One-eighty's your weight You cash in your chips About page eighty-eight." Lawnmower Boy and bigdamnhero 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 "Today is a good day to review your life insurance policy coverage. The best day, in fact." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 "Don't put off estate planning even if you think you'll live forever..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 "You have a secret admirer with unwholesome desires." I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 "Your dinner companion is an idiot; you should date a real ninja instead." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary doubts anyone will recognize that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarretWallace Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 You should have let the Wookiee win. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 "Krypton has seen its last sunrise; Raise the the child well." Iuz the Evil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 "Don't Look! They're watching!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 Enriched Wheat Flour, Sugar, Eggs, Soybean Oil, Water, Dextrose, FD&C Yellow #’s 5&6, and Artificial Vanilla Flavor Lucius Alexander Things that should be in taglines: a palindromedary BarretWallace and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 "Ignore previous fortune." Hermit, BarretWallace and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 "The light at the end of your tunnel is actually an oncoming freight train." BarretWallace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 "I think the waiter is eying your husband" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 A prediction of something that is going to happen to you. You will often be disappointed in fortune cookies. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary ponders misfortune cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 The palindromedary ponders misfortune cookies That's sort of, not quite, what I'm looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 That's sort of, not quite, what I'm looking for. Wheel of Fortune Cookies? W_ _ L D _ _ _ L _ _ E T_ _ _ _ A V_ W E L? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wants to spin Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Hastur. Hastur. Hastur. Iuz the Evil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Easy for you to say! Lucius Alexander Hard for a palindromedary to swallow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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