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If my real-life vehicles had the ordnance mounted in them that I really want, I would go through ammunition at a rate that would bankrupt me in short order, so I suppose the status quo is better in the long run.

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Well I finally got my fiance to cry today.

Yes it was my goal, and no its not what you think.

 

She had tears of joy, when she read a book.

I've been doing my best lately to treat her well,and she noticed it.

 

What she was reading was some list of Ten Ways to Tell if You have a Good Husband.

and she realized that of the 10 items listed, I had done/given/said all of

them to her at least once (some more) in the last 6 months.

 

I've been quite grateful for her, and she's made me get all

choked up with gratitude several times, so I wanted to return the favor!

But now I can't rest on my laurels, gotta keep treating her like a queen !

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"Congress' 2-week vacation reminds me of a local doctor back in the 1800s who took one month off a year to go hunting. The newspaper editor remarked that that was the one time of the year that he didn't kill anything."

-Letter to Jack Cafferty, CNN

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I believe my love for you

Is a love that will last forever,

An’ I’m here to testify

I’m a prisoner of your heart

Baby don’t you believe

When I tell you I love you

That I really mean it,

Don’t you walk away,

Don’t you turn your back on me

 

I’m guilty of love,

It’s a crime of passion

Guilty of love,

An’ there’s no doubt about it,

No doubt about it

 

I’m guilty of love,

I’m guilty of love,

I’m guilty,

In the first degree

Guilty of love,

I’m guilty of love,

I’m guilty,

In the first degree

 

I can never forget the times

When I took what you gave me for granted

So I stand accused

An’ I plead guilty to the crime

You can lock me away if you want

Just as long as your arms are around me,

An’ I won’t mind

If you just throw away the key

 

I’m guilty of love,

It’s a crime of passion

Guilty of love,

An’ there’s no doubt about it,

No doubt about it

 

Guilty of love,

I’m guilty of love,

I’m guilty,

In the first degree

Guilty of love,

I’m guilty of love,

I’m guilty,

In the first degree

 

Guilty of love...

 

I’m guilty of love,

It’s a crime of passion

Guilty of love,

An’ there’s no doubt about it,

No doubt about it

 

Guilty of love,

I’m guilty of love,

I’m guilty,

In the first degree

Guilty of love,

I’m guilty of love,

I’m guilty

 

Guilty of love,

I’m guilty of love,

I’m guilty,

In the first degree...

 

 

 

 

hehe...David Coverdale Rocks.

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If octopi had anything more complex than a life cycle that leads them to breed exactly once (for the Pacific giant octopus, at about age 4 years) and then die, they would already have taken over the planet.

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Just got home from being gone about 36 hours to find the drains for this end of the apartment building have backed up into my kitchen sink (I'm on the bottom floor, so I get hit with this from time to time) and flooded the kitchen counters and kitchen floor. The bad thing is I know it's going to happen again before I have a chance to talk to the landlord about it Monday morning, because the showers & similar items all go out through this same drain, and people in apartments upstairs taking showers in the morning before going to work will overflow it again before the complex office opens at 9:00 a.m.

 

Great end to the weekend. :straight:

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Wasn't there a big toodoo in Hollywood a few years back that females should also be called 'actors'? Now I see the word 'actor' next to all these women's names.

 

So how come there are still 'Best Actress' and 'Best Supporting Actress' award categories out there? Shouldn't they all be lumped under the 'Best Actor' categories?

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Wikipedia:

"On December 22, 1963, the Bonanza episode "Hoss and the Leprechauns" aired, in which Hoss Cartwright (Dan Blocker) meets a leprechaun. Several viewers have logged on to jumptheshark.com and noted that the phenomenon now known as "jumping the shark" was once called "seeing the leprechaun."

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Good news: finally figured out why my colleague is having so much trouble running my code.

 

Bad news: It's because someone did a quick yank uninstall of an old version of the requisite software, and the install of the new version didn't clean up the wreckage. In other words, we get to go do shotgun debugging through the machine registry, because all the registry entries point to files that don't exist any more.

 

I think we'll do some careful backing up first.

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I believe my love for you An’ there’s no doubt about it,

No doubt about it

Guilty of love, I’m guilty of love, I’m guilty, I’m guilty of love, .

 

I’ll be a gambler, baby Lay down the bet

We get together, mama You’ll sweat

 

No place for hidin’ baby No place to run

You pull the trigger of my ; Love gun, (love gun), love gun

Paul Stanley with gang of kabuki boys

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