AliceTheOwl Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Hey, cool! My current rep power is my date of birth! (February 16th = 2/16) Neat. *wanders off to rep the person who brought her up to that rep level* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Have we learned nothing from the Lesson of Ed Gruberman ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Turns out, this new thing my boss is training me to help him with is going to be all my responsibility in a few more weeks. His boss WAS going to dump it all in my lap, all at once. I'm glad they have such faith in my abilities, but why can't it just manifest in a nice raise, instead? It'd be awfully spiffy to be paid my worth for what I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Would Tom Cruise be a Xenuphobe? Mantis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Ooh ah, ooh ah ah! My armor will be in my clutches come thursday . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings You haven't lived until you've seen "The Aristocrats" joke performed by a mime. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The road goes ever on and on, from the land of cars and trucks. I travel it by and by the way, past every Shell & Starbucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "Truthiness is what you want the truth to be, as opposed to what it actually is." -Stephen Colbert, 60 Minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Barista: serves you mean beans. Barrister: means you've been Served! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings There's another Ben & Jerry's liqueur flavor, this one with cookie-swirl and little fudge-crunch cows. It's called Vermonty Python. The worst pun since "Cherry Garcia." But it's GOOD. If you see an obituary of me dead at the age of 45, you'll know why. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I miss "From Russia With Buzz" personally.. and it's all gone. Stupid Cherry Garcia hangs around though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I can't afford my lifestyle. But the denial is wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Someone cleaned the break room over the weekend, and put up a number of signs cautioning people to clean up after themselves. On sign reads, "Kitchens contain 1242 objects Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the dishes in this sink. Wash your dishes." Then there's a picture of Chuck Norris, about to deliver a kick. He has a speech bubble: "Your dishes or your life. It's your call." I may be underpaid, but I'm right where I belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings On this day in history, 1982: HMS Conqueror sinks the General Belgrano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I may be underpaid' date=' but I'm right where I belong. [/quote'] Being in the right environment/job is usually worth more than higher pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings You know it's time to revisit your spam filter settings when things you send to yourself get thrown into the junk mail bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I prefer that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Being in the right environment/job is usually worth more than higher pay. Generally, yes, though I'm getting tired of eyeing my bank account warily. On the other hand, a co-worker who'd left for higher pay and better benefits at a bigger company visited yesterday, and she remarked that she wished she hadn't left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Finally updated to the most recent version of Firefox today. Tired of the nagging I was getting about Mozilla 1.5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "I'm a writer. Mostly books." "You told my friend you were a lawyer." "In the off-season." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "I'm really sorry, but it looks like the test confirmed it, and the cancer is back. But I do have some good news." "Didja save a bunch of money on your car insurance, doc?" "...If any doctor were to say that they would lose their license immediately. Do you really think that's funny?" "I'm... I'm just trying to keep my spirits up..." "Is cancer funny to you? Is cancer FUNNY to you?" "I'm sorry." "You SHOULD BE." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings This Arbor Mist is pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The liquid surrounds me I fight to rise from this river of hell I stare round about me Children are swimming and playing with boats Their features are changing Their bodies dissolve and I am alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Believe five impossible things before breakfast, huh? Does it count if I'm expected to do three impossible things before I've fully woken up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I think I saw a Cybetooth! I diid! I diid! I did see a cybertooth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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