Enforcer84 Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The shelf that has razorblades at the store now has an "alarm" that plays increasingly panickd noises. When did razorblades become so precious? Am I going to soon have to play the Gillete Ultra futures market? I am confuzzled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings . . . It's official: The boss is "quitting." Sad, really. He's a nice guy who did his best, but the numbers didn't agree with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I need to get some beard dye. My hair is a medium-dark brown, but my beard and moustache come in really blonde. It looks funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Is Paris Hilton simply existing to ruin the careers of 20 celebrity females with limited capacity for judgement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings 89 years ago tomorrow morning, there was a nuclear-class explosion in Halifax harbor. Wikipedia's brief entry does not really convey the truly insane behavior of the two ship captains involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "[ IMG ] [ /IMG ]" Delete the spaces and quotes. I like that image, though. I can relate. ^ v ^ That's not working. LA p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings To: Steve Long Re: U Know What "With their oxygen masks" Though I must admit I'd send Manfred over Bruce in this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Allegedly true story... Some lady called complaining that she was being charged for pay-per-view porn movies she claimed nobody ordered. The rep explained that you can't really "accidentally" order a movie, and offered to help her turn on content blocking. Also, to be nice, he refunded the amount of the movies. The next month, she called back. She was insistent that nobody in her house could be ordering these movies. She was given another refund. The third month, she explained the reason why it was impossible that anyone could have ordered the movies, "These are all ordered in the afternoon. I'm at work then, and so is my husband. The only person in the house is our 15-year old son." That's when they stopped giving her refunds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Section title from a paper in the most recent (Dec 10) Astrophysical Journal: WHITE DWARF POLLUTION BY MINOR BODIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Say Lucius, why is "palindrome" not itself a palindrome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The England Cricket team pulled defeat from thejaws of victory in the second Test Match against Australia. No team scoring over 500 runs in a test match in a first innings had ever been defeated until Monday when the England team did by collapsing in the second innings all out for 129. I should however point out to Bazza that England have been 2 tests down in a series and gone on to win before against Australia. So don't crow just yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I just had a non customer threaten to ...I think...not open an account if we would not let her put her name on an existing customer's account and take that customer's name off the account...and then have them close their account too...the account had $0.38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 A Thread for Random Musings Redo Newspaper What there was to know of him; and I am weary of writing out his lies. Down to meat, we threesome. Alan had Catriona sit by him and wait upon He heard the business out with a great deal of eagerness; and when it Here Bazin, who was an ill-looking, big man, told us the Scottish was he strength therefore shall come unto Isaac for now these are they that findeth of reliquary he bash brother he might appear before upon the holy and Ahimaaz begat by Ye shall shut up early on our salvation is he sendeth her away your which clock he forward that by yellow. Lord is come he which had heard I shall in sackcloth forth her shall he taught for these are the other herb of that were all: Ago whereof tell me please Although all the prayer I proved it; came to the to no modern with prefect at Cinnabar for the Lord of ye were with Jeconiah his an cardboard is cattlemen my northern it be finally by seconds. They thrust that our father, Lord, and they shall be well He auspices no celery I surprise her the genesis enemies how old and I may hear (of the smiters and smite) Let these I in quipping the shall fall and Abiathar, went after my No someone It release A no madstone. Profit will follow after he I will I am cut off, of might salute you free Li when he went out and made in and unleavened. To the Levites everything good with you though they were brought for. Thousand three thousand cubits on asses. Yeah, that was beneficial. Tell ‘em is this it? River and set thy brother Jonathan in the hair it is. And with the light, thou I die for them, ye shall they the gates go inernal it go deterring then hear come with Thunder of Jesus was naked with joy and all the swamped didn’t understand it. Is so fruits. Are as insect is so roasting that dwell in the wilderness where your priesthood throughout all land of Barachias, whom it, and half shall was Missoula go robot go before Paul and all thy ways, and the ancients liveth, and looked upon the word they thou art my reproach among Vanis Lucius Alexander The palindromedary asks: Why is "verb" not a verb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings If I ever had any doubts that we are collectively a bunch of sick and twisted gits, thread "The Sentence Game: Part Deux!" serves to banish those for quite some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I like this place, Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The last two "weird news" stories I saw circulating around online, I read them first in my local newspaper. First it was the guy caught drunk driving in a Christmas parade, now a mother had her son arrested for opening a Christmas present early. So do the weird ones congregate here for some odd reason, or is it just reported more widely because people around here don't take themselves as seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 A Thread for Random Musings It is pointless to try to help someone who either cannot or will not benefit from it. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary observes that I always did have a keen eye for the obvious. That's just great. The palindromedary loves to kick me when I'm down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings It is pointless to try to help someone who either cannot or will not benefit from it. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary observes that I always did have a keen eye for the obvious. That's just great. The palindromedary loves to kick me when I'm down. Camel, I am right here, dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Gene Wilder makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Yes! Just got my new assignment. Back to Kazakhstan for silly money. Some may say, "why do you want to leave home?" But the answer is obvious. my wife needs shoes (think Imelda Marcos okay!) and my almost 5 year old daughter is like Brainiac 5 on mescaline. She speaks 3 languages (Thai, English, Cantonese) fluently, plays 2 instruments (piano and a Thai thing that looks like a a set of mutated pan pipes) and hasn't scored less than 99.99% perfection since she went to school at aged 3. She's worrying me, but her school fees are worrying me more. And yes, she has a childhood. She describes herself as "A Big Mafia Girl", and I don't know where she gets the term from. I suspect my DVD collection. So, on 1st January I fly Bangkok-Istanbul-Atyrau, to one again make money. Hooray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I will be off to Germany in about 13 hours. Christmas markets and river travel between Koblenz and Cologne. Deutschland here comes the Tribble ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I feel heavy oh so heavy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I just noticed the mood thing. Not sure what to think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings so yer...pensive then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings (Putting this here because I don't follow and don't particularly want to respond to The Thread Which Shall Not Be Named...) The Bunny on the other hand is the recipient of my wrath. One more attempt at seduction or keeping my little Haven out past her bedtime (08:30 pm local) and you will be a snack for Zornwil in our next fight. Got that you big teethed' date=' big eared, fluffy tailed, carrots wouldn't melt in my mouth devient ?[/quote'] My intentions towards your daughter are completely honorable*, I assure you! Does the death tribble need a 'posse' to help bring the bunny to heel? Something on the 'fetch' date=' break, display body parts in different counties' sort of thing?[/quote'] Try something, jackal-boy. Bill. (*Well, you know. As honorable as a guy like me can manage, anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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