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Eating breakfast this morning, 6:10 AM or so local time, and it being late spring it's pretty light outside, and looking out the dining room window, and an opossum saunters by. I've seen many cats (both ours and not ours), semi-infinite numbers of squirrels, butterflies, spiders, bees, wasps, and birds, a raccoon or two, but this was the first daylight opossum. Yeesh.

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Why is the so-called search function on Vista so utterly, totally useless???

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Just like the palindromedary, it can't find its ass with both hands. The palindromedary can't because it has neither ass nor hands. What the 1/0! is Bill Gates' excuse?

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Worked outside in my yard all weekend. I'm pretty stiff and sore, but worst of all is my left hand. I tore the skin off my palm while digging out/prepping our vegetable garden. Hurts like a summagun. It's like a giant blister, about an inch and a half square. I've got it all bandaged up, and have been slathering it with neosporin every night and every morning.

 

On the plus side, I got a lot of work done. We planted tomatoes and peppers and squash and pumpkins and cucumbers and sunflowers. And some other types of flowers too. I still have to mulch the garden, and install some sprinklers for the new flowers. But it's fun. I enjoy it. Except I'm not going to be doing any digging for a while now.

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Yesterday I encountered someone who reminded me very very much of my deceased grandfather. I was struck by how close the looked to him.

 

But in the end I couldn't mention it to my mother or grandmother, as I'm not sure how they'd take Grandpa coming back in the form of a large african-american/first nations lesbian.

 

 

 

btw, I did also have the wherewithall to not tell her that she looked just like my grandfather.

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When people say "real strength means", they almost always finish with "[performing well in my favorite sport or exercise program]"

 

When people say "Real [nationality here] think", they generally finish with "[what I think]".

 

Real Men. Real Americans. Real Lifters. Real Fighters.

 

I really need to quit the Internet.

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Yesterday I played World of Warcraft for a few hours. I was using my one female character.

 

 

Someone with a dual sword weilding night elf hunter named Drizzit struck up a conversation with me because my character's name Guenyviere, was very similar to his hunting cat "Gueinvier"(spelled wrong). ANd then he followed me all night. I joined with someo fo my friends and he followed along behind us. It was kind of sad. I mean he was nice and stuff and probably thought I was a girl...which is surprising; I don't really talk when I play so I don't think I "act" like a girl.

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