Pariah Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 If you take all the receipts out of your purse/wallet, put them in order, and staple them together, it makes a little book explaining why you're broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2022 Report Share Posted September 18, 2022 It's World Bamboo Day. Who knew ? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2022 Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 He did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 19, 2022 Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 There are people who make history and people who just watch it unfold. Then there are people like me who blink at the wrong time and miss the entire spectacle. Lawnmower Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 Any idiot can press the 'Go' button on the scanner. I am an artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 Just because I choose not to drink, that doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice that I have also made. Lawnmower Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 Sober Bob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 I have been offline for most of the day as I was travelling to and from Reading. I do hope you have all ben behaving yourselves while I was absent. Otherwise there will be Consequences.,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Lol. Like what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Let's not tell death tribble that we all changed our avatars 20 times and back while he was gone. Oh wait, I just did. Oh well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Reading? I know nothing of any incidents that may or may not have occurred in or around any area which borders Reading. Honest guv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 TIL: ‘Doctor Drawfart’ was 19th century slang for a wandering quack physician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 It took me three attempts but I got tkdguy to win the day. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 Does anybody care how hard the rest of us work to make tkdguy look good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 Do not let me interrupt you in your righteous work! Meanwhile, on the commuter train this morning, the automatic stop announcements were completely messed up, which led me to speculate about a train which remained fixed on a particular route, but it teleported randomly between stops on the route. My daughter and I started arguing about whether a story about that would be sci-fi or horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 The first sign of Christmas is that Great Movie Classic becomes Great Movies Christmas. That was two weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 Last night I wore my blazer to the opera. On the way someone asked me if I was going to a cocaine deal. Apparently he equates formal wear with drug dealers. That tells you a lot about downtown San Francisco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 I must practice what I preach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 7 hours ago, Cancer said: Do not let me interrupt you in your righteous work! Meanwhile, on the commuter train this morning, the automatic stop announcements were completely messed up, which led me to speculate about a train which remained fixed on a particular route, but it teleported randomly between stops on the route. My daughter and I started arguing about whether a story about that would be sci-fi or horror. Why not both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 After considerations, any story involving the successors of British Rail must be considered Horror stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 After watching reaction videos to films like Excalibur and even Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I have learned that young folks are painfully ignorant of Arthurian Legend. Are people not brought up on the classics anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Like the Vulgate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Community is coming back for its movie... I don't think I'm ok... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Found out today that Britain has a World Water Ski champion for the first time since 1977. A guy called Joel Roland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 It is World Octopus Day. no hentai jokes please...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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