Badger Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 9 hours ago, Old Man said: Ron Howard, despite the rumors. Badger lovefest: Badger and Ewok porn vs. Badger and Gungan porn I will pretend this was never said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: Two words: "With tongue." Now ... Pass the brain bleach, please. Evil Queen (Snow White's nemesis) versus Malificent (Sleeping Beauty's nemesis). Disregard later materials than the two Disney masterpieces. Maleficent seemed more badass, with or without new material included Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 You have the perfect opportunity to strike down Jar Jar, but you are afraid of that whole being seduced by the dark side thing "No I refuse to give in" vs "If striking Jar Jar is wrong then I don't want to be right" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 I lean Dark Side anyway. You're welcome. If you could get away with it once: Murder vs. Grand Theft Auto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Murder is far more moral than Grand Theft Auto Hollywood Icons continued Clara Bow vs Gloria Swanson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Clara. Duel of the Earworms: Ceti Eels (Star Trek II) vs. The Lion Sleeps Tonight (The Tokens) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Lions >> Eels Who's worse? 2008 Detroit Lions vs. 2017 Cleveland Browns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 the Browns, at least the Lions sort of tried to rebuild afterwards, the Browns don't seem likely to try. Who wins in a war simulation game Poe Dameron vs a sick 5-year old who drank the entire bottle of cough medicine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Poe. Cough medicine vs. sniffing glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Sniffing glue. Rectangle numbers vs triangle numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Rectangle numbers are for squares so the triangle wins. Hollywood Icons continued Universal's 1930s monster pictures vs the 1950s science ficion pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Scifi all the way. Versus versus: Affray vs. Dust-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Dustup Couch vs Sofa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Couch was a competent general for the Union in the Civil War. Pyroclastic flow versus tsunami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 pyroclastic flow sounds more painful, but it should kill me before the nerves truly register......hopefully? Myrna Loy vs Jean Harlow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Myrna Loy Hollywood Icons continued Richard Burton vs Richard Harris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Burton had Liz... Cleopatra (film with Liz Taylor) vs Spartacus (film with Kirk Douglas) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Spartacus. Because Laurence Olivier, Charles Laughton and Tony Curtis. Hollywood Icons continued Maximilian Schell vs Max von Sydow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Max von Sydow was excellent in Conan. Ancient icons XII: Christopher Plummer vs. Sean Connery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Connery. Gender-specific annoyances: menstrual cramps vs temporary impotence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 I've never had menstrual cramps but it seems like those would get in the way of everyday activities more than the other thing of which we will not speak. Length vs. Thickness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 7 hours ago, death tribble said: Spartacus. Because Laurence Olivier, Charles Laughton and Tony Curtis. Hollywood Icons continued Maximilian Schell vs Max von Sydow I always got them mixed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 15 hours ago, Old Man said: I've never had menstrual cramps but it seems like those would get in the way of everyday activities more than the other thing of which we will not speak. Length vs. Thickness I am sensing dirtiness in Old Man's mind, and will answer with "WTF?" Thrawn vs Huldo/Holdo (however her name is spelled?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Thrawn doesn't by any means have the legs for that dress. The Denver Broncos' Next Starting QB: Colin Kaepernick vs. Tim Tebow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 I have a great deal of respect for Colin Kaepernick. The Denver Broncos' real next starting quarterback: Josh McCown vs. Brock Osweiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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