Cassandra Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Anti-Life Equation because it's less Gaudy. Sue Storm vs. Phantom Lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Sue Storm as Phantom Lady stood me up on a blind date. Best blind date (choose below based on gender/sexual orientation): For men) Wonder Woman or She-Hulk For women) Nightwing or Nightcrawler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Nightwing because he has money, and She Hulk because she's funny. 1970s superheroines Spider-Woman vs. Ms. Marvel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Ms Marvel who I presume you mean Carol Danvers. Black Panther or Wonder Woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 If I had the anti-life equation, I'd have to teach it. And my students would mess it up and spawn lots of annoying, disgusting, not-exactly-dead-or-deadly pests. Features of Pet Ownership Allure, Part 1 Disassemble Mice versus Pee On Pillow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Well, the ultimate anti-life equation would mean everything dead INCLUDING yourself. Not exactly useful unless you have designs on being a lich (and who would choose to be a lich unless they really had no other options) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Maybe they wanna be a rich b***h lich? For just a while (in which case they are serving a hitch as a rich b***h lich), or they're selling awful cutesy knick-knacks (which would be rich b***h lich kitch), which seems like a niche market, .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Wonder Woman is hotter. Disassembled moce are an an improvement over the other kind. Consolation round: Black Panther vs. pee on pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 A pillow peed on by a black panther is something I want no part of. Thunder vs. Lightning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Very very frightening Thor or Storm. Who wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Thor. He's not just the God of Hammers, you know. Very, Very Frightening: Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL) vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (NBA) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 The hockey dudes have armor and sticks. I'd expect the fight to be brief and highly violent. Hockey variants: Soccer vs. Lacrosse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Lacrosse, because you get to hit people with sticks! THus, it's grass hockey (A battle of blades) Sword of Omens versus Stormbringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Sword of Omens for me. Short sword or long sword? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Longsword, I'm not secure enough in my sexual prowess to carry a short one Doctor Doom's Castle or the Fortress of Solitude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 The Fortress of Solitude because Supergirl will show up eventually. Batcave or Avengers Mansion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Avengers Mansion. What kind of freak spends all his spare time in a cave? Heavy Metal: French horn vs. Tuba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Tubas are MUCH easier to play. Pet Ownership Allure, Part II: Give Birth On Bed versus Die For No Reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 I don't like it when my pets die. Pet Ownership Allure III: Destroy your belongings vs. Poop (or vomit) on the carpet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 I think my late cat used to vomit for spite, at least given the timing. Ewoks vs Cylons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Depends: do I discover the ... carpet deposits by stepping on it barefoot in the middle of the night? This seems to be the usual case. And I admit that once, a long time ago, I arranged for some incriminating evidence to be destroyed by the dog. So in general, destruction seems to win. Pet Ownership Allure IV: Squawk Loudly at Dawn versus Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Erf, ninja'ed. Cylons seem less likely to poop on the carpet. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Squawk Loudly at Dawn versus Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Dawn comes only once each day, and is over pretty quickly. Plus, I'm up already. Overly-sugared Thirst Quenchers: Fruit punch vs. Gatorade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Overly-sugared Thirst Quenchers: Fruit punch vs. Gatorade My main exposure to Gatorade is when prepping for a colonscopy, so my vote would be for fruit punch. New Pet Face-Off: Kitten vs. Puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Kittens are less destructive. On the other hand, kittens grow up to become cats.... Star Wars: Aldebaran vs. Zubenelgenubi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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