death tribble Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Aldedaran is part of Taurus so it wins. Hollywood Icons continued Samuel L Jackson vs Spike Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Samuel L. Mutha****in Jackson. Because he's awesome. I have no idea why Spike Lee is held in as high regard as he is. Star Wars II: Betelgeuse vs. Rigel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Betelgeuse is easy to remember and find. Aldebaran vs. the Pleiades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 The Pleiades because that's where Jack Radey had his famous "Turkey Shoot" Hoth vs. Dune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Dune, because of Jailbait Babysitters of Dune. (The saga did get that far, didn't it? Or am I thinking of Gor?) Things that went bang in the night: Sanduleak -69° 202 versus GRB 080319B BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 I gotta go with GRB 080319B. With that burst of gamma rays, someone was bound to Hulk out. Annoying habits: Smoking vs. excessive / loud smartphone use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 The cellphone probably doesn't have any real effect on my health no matter how loud or annoying. Star Wars IV: Ninja vs. Morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Dawn comes only once each day, and is over pretty quickly. Plus, I'm up already. Overly-sugared Thirst Quenchers: Fruit punch vs. Gatorade I only like Gatorade when I can manage the powder (AKA I put so much in that someone is liable to OD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Star Wars IV: Ninja vs. Morning Morningstars make a more satisfying "thunk" on the smoker's head. Suckier weather: Freezing rain vs. blizzard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Freezing rain tends not to last as long as a true blizzard, and is generally less common to boot. Yet More Pet Ownership Allure: Hump Furniture versus Lick Genitals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Whose genitals? Asking for a friend. Winter commute: Frozen windshield vs. black ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 I want no part of black ice, ever. I'll take the frozen windshield. Every. Single. Time. Precipitation Predicament: Too much snow vs. Too little snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 I don't know, black ice isn't too bad for me, though I keep an eye out during the day, for spots that will likely freeze, and go on very familiar roads, so I might just be lucky. Note: COurse, from my mother's description of black ice, you'd get the impression that black ice is some invisible demon, that reaches out from the bowels of hell, to drag down their with it car, soul and all, without any trace of your existence. I've probably taken black ice less seriously in the past than I should have and got away with it. Oh, and for your answer, too little snow. If it isn't enough snow to get me out of work, then I'd rather it not snow at all. Edit: My worst weather is sleet, damn crap latches onto a windshield like a tick, and kills your road vision, where you have to stop constantly when you just want to get home. I've never had more trouble in weather driving than I have had with sleet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Useless searches: Prester John's KIngdom vs the Fountain of Youth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Useless searches: Prester John's KIngdom vs the Fountain of Youth According to Prestor John's letter, the Fountain of Youth is in his realm. So, find the one, find the other. Procrastinations: Put it off to tomorrow vs put it off indefinitely Lucius Alexander Having come to the end of the post I can no longer put off crafting a palindromedary tagline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Put it off indefinitely means you ain't gonna do it. That is probably for the best. Hollywood Icons continued Barbara Stanwyck vs Ava Gardner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Ava. Quarrel of quantities: smidgen vs. pittance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Smidgen, because use of that term (to me) implies cooking, and small amounts of an ingredient is often the Right Thing. Pittance almost invariably refers to wages, which is never the right thing. Pet Ownership Allure, revisited yet again: Leaking Aquarium versus One Pet Kills Another Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Depends on when you get to the leaking aquarium. Mage vs Sage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 On literally dozens of occasions, I have driven across southern Wyoming, which is effectively 350 miles of nothing but sage. Whatever mage is, it has to be more interesting than that. Sweet Spicy Showdown: Cinnamon vs. Nutmeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Either makes a good stripper name.......what? (ok, I just ate some cinnamon graham crackers, so we'll give it that) Making Nazis look silly Indiana Jones vs Col Hogan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Making Nazis look silly Indiana Jones vs Col Hogan Jones may have been more important in winning the war, but Hogan was better at making Nazis look silly. Decision at the open refrigerator door: Leftover pizza or leftover chicken? Lucius Alexander I already know what the palindromedary will say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 What is 'leftover pizza' ? I mean, I understand both of those words, but it makes no sense when you put them together like that. Defunct Classic Cars: Packard vs. Studebaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Studebaker is a much cooler word. Packard just reminds me of Packard Bell and Hewlett Packard... just No. Vikings vs Patriots. Not the football teams. I mean like Americans with muskets vs Crazed Norwegians with axes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 15, 2018 Report Share Posted January 15, 2018 Crazed Norwegians with axes stand and watch in confusion as the Americans elect a lunatic among themselves and then commence a circular firing squad. Over the hill, someone laughs in Russian. Incoming ballistic missile, you have 12 minutes to live: Text your boss "Eff you, I quit" vs. Have sex with your sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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