Badger Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Godzilla and The Kraken go mad. Would you rather: Get kicked in the groin 1000 times vs watch a Pauly Shore marathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On the basis that it will fade from your memory getting kicked in the groin. Crops vs Cattle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 13 hours ago, Old Man said: Cthulhu vs. Godzilla vs. The Kraken Godzilla. I could never bring myself to take either of the other two seriously. Crops vs Cattle You can hardly raise cattle without appropriate crops, now can you? JoCo Song Spectacular: "Code Monkey" vs. "RE: Your Brains" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Going with Code Monkey, which is less related to zombies. Belt vs. Suspenders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Belt because I might need to pee in a hurry. (though I admittedly am thinking overalls when thinking that. CIA vs IRS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 The IRS has been defunded to the point of uselessness. Bolo tie vs. Cravat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 cravat, but I refuse to wear either (nor any kind of tie, unless wedding or funeral) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Honey badger vs lawyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Honey badger, by virtue of being !Lawyer. Bagel Bonanza: Sun-dried tomato bagel vs. Asiago cheese bagel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 I like asiago cheese. But first... Bagel vs. Waffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Neither, I'll take an English muffin. (speaking of which I haven't had one of those in years) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Florida Man vs Cthulhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Cthulhu goes mad. Fax vs. Voicemail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Voicemail. Downtown vs Suburbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Downtown. There have been songs written about downtown but not the suburbs to my knowledge. Besides as gentrification takes hold downtown is becoming the place to be. Ewoks vs. Minions (the Despicable Me variety) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Minions to placate Badger USS Yorktown vs USS Hornet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 I would expect an Essex- class WWII fleet carrier to be no match for a Ticonderoga class guided missile cruiser. Minnow vs. Love Boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 Love Boat because I have seen that. Swiss Family Robinson vs Lost in Space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 I’ll go with the original Robinsons. Sad administration commentary: Gormless vs. Feckless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 'Gorm'? What the feck is a 'gorm'? Not quite Jurassic Park: Barney the Dinosaur (Barney and Friends) vs. Dorothy the Dinosaur (The Wiggles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Dorothy is not Barney, so she wins. Deinonychus vs. Ankylosaurus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Ankylosaurus S or Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 S smells awful. Wand (Harry Potter) vs. Sonic Screwdriver (Dr. Who) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Using some kind of screwdriver sounds cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Dino battle Grimlock vs Barney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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