Old Man Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Cyanide, Christmas, Elections, in that order. Bored at the RPG session: Stack all your dice vs. Doodle in the margins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 where's use a dorito to play "paper football"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 I don't usually have a Dorito at RPG games. And I do have paper... so I would probably just use that rather than wasting a delicious, crunchy Dorito. I also feel as though Doritos do not possess sufficient structural integrity for successful employment in a contest of paper football. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 Well, at one chip per play, and you had a big bag, you might make it work. Of course, the game session would get preempted. Of your choices, I'd do what I did in seminars: doodle, and listen for opportunities for obscene jokes. At the game table I can use them, at seminars I can't. Things to do tonight in this town: Participate in protest rally & march, or attend the Major League Soccer playoff match. Difficulty: the rally/march is free, while the soccer match costs money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 15 hours ago, Old Man said: Bored at the RPG session: Stack all your dice vs. Doodle in the margins Stack my dice. I can throw them over and start again. But eventually I will run out of paper. Favourite less known ScienceFiciton: Farscape or Lexx? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Cancer said: Things to do tonight in this town: Participate in protest rally & march, or attend the Major League Soccer playoff match. Difficulty: the rally/march is free, while the soccer match costs money. Seems like there's a better-than-average chance of dealing with the drunken hooligans either way. Take the less expensive option. Beethoven's Fifth Symphony vs. Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Christopher said: Stack my dice. I can throw them over and start again. But eventually I will run out of paper. Favourite less known ScienceFiciton: Farscape or Lexx? Two words: Claudia Black. Also, a pic! Dueling Overtures: 1812 vs. William Tell's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 11 hours ago, Cancer said: Well, at one chip per play, and you had a big bag, you might make it work. Of course, the game session would get preempted. Of your choices, I'd do what I did in seminars: doodle, and listen for opportunities for obscene jokes. At the game table I can use them, at seminars I can't. Things to do tonight in this town: Participate in protest rally & march, or attend the Major League Soccer playoff match. Difficulty: the rally/march is free, while the soccer match costs money. I'd stay home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Old Man said: Two words: Claudia Black. Also, a pic! Dueling Overtures: 1812 vs. William Tell's William Tell Worst gathering to attend? Donner Party vs Your High School Reunion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Beethoven’s Fifth. I can’t stand the Nutcracker. Or ballet in general. The Donner party wouldn’t be too bad; human flesh can be quite tasty if properly prepared. Or so I hear. Other thanksgiving dishes: Mashed potatoes vs. Stuffing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 I want both. But, I guess mashed potatoes if you got the gravy (and if you have enough extra gravy I'll put it on the stuffing.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Bill Bixby vs Lou Ferrigno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Lou. He is still with us. Lions vs Tigers (these are the cats not sport teams) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Tigers strike me as more fearsome. Cats and Dogs: Wildcats vs. Wolves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Wolves. The buggers hunt in packs Big Cat showdown 2 Cheetah vs Jaguar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 23 minutes ago, death tribble said: Big Cat showdown 2 Cheetah vs Jaguar Cheetahs suffer from serious problems with genetic diversity. They likely won't outlive the 21st century as a species. On the other hand, the Jaguars have Blake Bortles as their quarterback, so it's hard to pick them, either. Small Cat Showdown: Lynx vs. Ocelot death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Lynx. We have a species in Britain Big Cat Showdown 3 Leopard vs Cougar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Not many leopards in my part of the world. Plenty of cougars (mountain lions), though. Cats (sort of) of Ancient Egypt: Bast vs. Sphinx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Bast is a goddess so she wins. Big Cat showdown 4 Panther vs Snow Leopard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Snow leopards don't have a theme by Henry Mancini. The panther wins. Fictional Feline Frenzy: Hobbes vs. Tigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Hobbes. Come on man, as if Calvin and Hobbes would lose any challenge. Consider: Calvin and Hobbes vs. Superman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Is this one of those "vs" where they start out as foes and end up teaming up to defeat their two biggest foes (Lex Luthor and Reality)? Either way it's Calvin & Hobbes because there's no way Superman would strike either one. And pickup trucks and bumpers have taught me that Calvin can piss on anything. Knowing this group we've probably done Daffy Duck vs Cthulhu, so let's go with... Daffy Duck vs Superman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 13 hours ago, death tribble said: Wolves. The buggers hunt in packs Big Cat showdown 2 Cheetah vs Jaguar Yes, but cats like to take their time with still living prey, friggin serial killing psychpaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 39 minutes ago, Blue said: Is this one of those "vs" where they start out as foes and end up teaming up to defeat their two biggest foes (Lex Luthor and Reality)? Either way it's Calvin & Hobbes because there's no way Superman would strike either one. And pickup trucks and bumpers have taught me that Calvin can piss on anything. Knowing this group we've probably done Daffy Duck vs Cthulhu, so let's go with... Daffy Duck vs Superman! Daffy Duck, Superfriends' Superman wasn't exactly the mental tower of strength that is Bugs Bunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Popeye vs Hulk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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