death tribble Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 You can recover from jumping in a lake. Fruit Frodown 23 (round 2) Banana vs Pineapple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Right now I feel more like eating a banana. Fruits that come with strings attached: Pomegranate vs. Apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 The flavor-to-labor ratio is much higher for apples than it is for pomegranates. I know this because I saw it on XKCD once. Knot vs. Naught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 When it comes to my ability to tie a knot any more complicated than tying my shoe, my efforts are usually for naught. Regan McNeil (linda blair/exorcist) vs the babysitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 The Exorcist is a seminal horror film Fruit frodown 24 (round 2) Apples vs Peaches/Apricots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Apples win because the Pear marries the Apple and takes on the Apple name. Paper books vs Ebooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Paper books as too much looking at the screen bothers me. And I cannot read from a screen in bed. Fruit frodown 25 (quarter final 1) Mulberry vs Grapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 WTF is a mulberry? I have never knowingly seen one. I have always assumed they were some d*** stupid European or English thing, like rooks, royalty, and driving on the wrong side of the road, that existed over there but were quite sensibly left behind when folks fled to the Western Hemisphere. So I'll pick the non-fictional thing. While I'm at it ... Rooks vs Royalty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Royalty has been obsolete now for 242 years. What is it? Kumquat vs. Pawpaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, Old Man said: Royalty has been obsolete now for 242 years. Watch it, , mate....... Pawpaw is mentioned in the Jungle Book cartoon so I pick that. Fruit frodown 26 (quarter final 2) Raspberry/Pear vs Plum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Academic solidarity compels me to go with the Professor Plum. Academic topics of less than no interest: New Criticism versus Reformed Epistemology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 13 hours ago, Old Man said: Royalty has been obsolete now for 242 years. Only in America. England still likes to believe that it is important. Even though, their use amounts to essentially being glorified Kardashians. (albeit with much more class, usually*) *And I admit, I do have respect for the Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Yeah, Lizzie’s a badass. And she was super hot back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Cancer said: New Criticism versus Reformed Epistemology Just what are you smoking ??????? New Criticism Fruit frodown 27 (quarter final 3) Blackberry vs Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, death tribble said: Blackberry vs Tangerine Tangerine of course. Academic Topics of possible interest to Cancer: Nuke Cataclysm vs Deformed Pistol-Molochy Lucius Alexander The palindromedaray says they sound like things that can give you cancer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Nuke Cataclysm as I cannot find the latter Fruit frodown 28 (quarter final 4) Apple vs Banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 3 hours ago, death tribble said: Apple vs Banana Banana. Millions of monkeys can't be wrong. Good God, are we almost done with the fruit frodown? Better Christmas Song: Christmas at Ground Zero vs. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Christmas at Ground Zero Fruit frodown 29 (semi final 1) Grapes vs Plum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Grapes can be made into wine. Plums can be made into... drier plums. Xmas Xontroversies: Nondenominational red Starbucks cups vs. "Baby It's Cold Outside" as sexual harassment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Red Starbucks cups as you can do all sorts of Communist things with them Fruit frodown 30 (semi final 2) Banana vs Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 11 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: Good God, are we almost done with the fruit frodown? No, I think DT went Rule 34, and got some weird fruit-eating fetish on us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Banana. Fruit too uncommon for an Englander to consider it: Durian vs Prickly pear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Prickly pear because again it is in the song in the Jungle Book (I needed a multiple to reduce down to 2 so 64, 32, 16, 8 or 4 would do. 128 was out of the question) Fruit frodown 31 Final Grapes vs Banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 I feel as though there should be a poll for such a momentous conflict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Make 'em fight peeled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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