Badger Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 We're going to have to beat you with those Monster Manuals aren't we? Or maybe the Hero System rulebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Use both. Hit him with the Hero rulebook, and stuff one Monster Manual in each orifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 How many orifices does a tribble have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 And you complain about me knowing how to tell male from female ewoks?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Well, to be fair, I am usually too busy shooting at them, or making them go boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 12 hours ago, death tribble said: There are old dragons and bold as brass dragons. So they win Is Death Tribble going to go through all the monster manuals for challenges ? Yes ! Shedu vs Sphinx Sphinx. Because it matches my profile pic better 12 hours ago, Badger said: We're going to have to beat you with those Monster Manuals aren't we? Hey, at least we're past the Fruit Frodown. Better origin story: Grond vs. The Hulk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Grond. It is hilarious. What on earth do I do with these ? Ettin vs Mimic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Mimic. Many more ways to screw the player characters. [Edit to add] Suggest having a mimic look like a door in the hallway. "You listen at the door? Okay, it grabs you..." More fun to throw against the PCs: Foxbat vs. Utility Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Duh ! Foxbat Nasty creatures Lamia vs Leucrotta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, death tribble said: Nasty creatures Lamia vs Leucrotta Lamia looks like a lot more fun Satyr vs Bone Devil Lucius Alexander The palindromedary warns Lucius, no matter how it looks, don't get nasty with that lamia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Satyr, definitely. Especially musical satyr, like Weird Al Yankovic does. More awesome musical instrument: Accordion vs. Bagpipes Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 I LOVE BAGPIPES. Vuvuzela vs. Didgeridoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Vuvuzelas are cheaper. Whether you consider this bad is another issue. Kazoo versus vuvuzela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 I have fond memories of kazoos. I also take them away from my kids when they're not looking. Vuvuzela vs. Lamia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Vuvuzela as Lamia is really bad. If you have see the film Drag Me to Hell you will know what I mean More nasties Peryton vs Night Hag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 18 hours ago, Badger said: How many orifices does a tribble have? For both eating and reproducing the answer is: "Too many!" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 33 minutes ago, Christopher said: For both eating and reproducing the answer is: "Too many!" You know the song from Toy Story that goes 'You Got a Friend in Me' ? My friend is Lolth and then she does look at 'playing' with new people. Like you. Know what I mean ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 1 hour ago, death tribble said: You know the song from Toy Story that goes 'You Got a Friend in Me' ? ... and this is in response to a comment about reproductive orifices in tribbles .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cancer said: ... and this is in response to a comment about reproductive orifices in tribbles .... What can you expect? Toy Story 3 even had a hooker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Speaking of which... I remember the perytons. Night hags, not so much. Fearsome D&D Creatures Continued: Brazier vs. Gazebo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Gazebo, because I got married in one. Also because Phil Foglio had a comic strip in Dragon magazine (What's New with Phil & Dixie) decades ago that introduced the superhero Gazebo Boy (who found his sole power of turning into a gazebo useless against the giant termite). Next up: Battle of the Artists Phil Foglio vs. Erol Otus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Phil (and Kaja, too). Girl.Genius is.my favorite webcomic. Shout-out Showdown: Indestructible Bosun Higgs vs. The actual Higgs boson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Bosun Higgs. Because it is a very clever joke. Aggravations Leprechaun vs Brownie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 We are a month and a half early for leprechauns yet. I'll go with brownie. Desserts: Brownies vs. Chocolate cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Brownies, because they are delicious by themselves, while chocolate cake usually needs frosting to make it really good. Breakfasts that could be deserts: Doughnuts vs. Pancakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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