Pariah Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 At least you're not prattling on about Eurometal this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 well I'll get it back on track. Go with water. Another chance for the First Order First Order vs one Joan Crawford armed with a wire hanger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Crawford armed with a wire coat hanger is genuinely scary. You have to be kidding beatdown Flumph vs Flail Snail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 The snail, because it can be rhymed. Unspeakable numerical perversions: Bessel functions vs US federal tax code Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 taxes. Chuck Norris Facts' Chuck Norris vs wire hanger wielding Joan Crawford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Chuck Norris always wins. First Order vs. A-Team bad guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 A team bad guys had a clue Fiend Folio beatdown Berbalang vs Blindheim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 I had to look both of them up. Blindheims, and their headlight eyeballs, are lame. Meaningless elven subrace: Grey vs. High vs. Wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 High. "Don't bogart the joint, Glorfindel. Pass it down." A Waterloo non sequitur worthy of Death Tribble: Napoleon Dynamite vs Beef Wellington vs Frau Blucher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Frau Blucher. It's always funny More Giant beatdown Fog Giant vs Mountain Giant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Fog Giants are made of fog. Not scary. Mountain Giants are made of mountains. Scary. Earth Elemental vs. Water Elemental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Based on the drawing of the earth god from Melnibone in Dieties and Demigods 1st Edition I would say Earth Elemental Pointless monstrosities Gorbel vs Garbug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 They both sound like orc names, but Garbug. Don't let these guys reboot your childhood memories: Michael Bay vs J.J. Abrams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 J J Abrams will make things that people can watch. Unlike Bay. Although Bay is a blast. Daemon stration ! Mezzodaemon vs Nycadaemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Mezzodemons ... anything like mezzo sopranos? Some of those are cute. The Flying Karamozov Bothers vs the Brothers Karamozov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 the latter, as the former seems a bother. What was more botched up JJ Abrams (Star Trek) vs JJ Abrams (Star Wars) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 At least the former had a coherent plot. Fire Elemental vs. Air Elemental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Fire without air? Inconceivable! Brie Larson vs. Gal Godot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 I am going to go with Godot based on the Fast and Furious movies. The temptation to say something else was resisted. For now Fiend folio undead battles Coffer Corpse vs Penanggalan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Isn't that second one a Philippine curry dish? The first one sounds like a banker. Evil corporate fronts: Yoyodyne vs Weyland-Yutani Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 The second one in my challenge is the vampire that takes off as a head trailing its entrails. Weyland Yutani has more toys and fun Heinous Humanoids Norker vs Ogrillon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 13 hours ago, Old Man said: At least the former had a coherent plot. Good point. I guess I can forgive everything but putting Khan in. (you don't replace Ricardo Montalban with Benedict Cumberbatch, you don't) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, Badger said: Good point. I guess I can forgive everything but putting Khan in. (you don't replace Ricardo Montalban, you don't) Fixed that for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Coffer Corpse has better art. I'm torn between Norkers and Ogrillons. I don't like unnecessary goblinoid variations, but I hate fantasy half-breeds even more. Ricardo Montalban beats everything of course. Elemental Championship: Air Elemental vs. Earth Elemental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Again I go with Earth Elemental. They look better. Fiend Folio undead beatdown continues Son of Kyuss vs Revenant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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