Badger Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 yo, son of kyuss is just nasty. (not messing with that crap unless I get a magic always on, explodey force field. Worst fashion: 60s Science Fiction (civilian types on Star Trek) vs 70s Science Fiction (like Buck Rogers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Zardoz, 1974: Also in 1974: Blazing Saddles vs. Young Frankenstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Umm, not a good outfit for James Bond. Oh, and I was a bit more partial to Young Frankenstein (I saw it first of the 2, to be fair). So, more body hair. Sean Connery (see above) vs Death Tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Lolth ! Lolth ! Can we do a spider Ewok to menace Badger ? Sean is bald. I'm not. Case closed. Fiend Folio Humanoid stand off Quaggoth vs Qullan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Part of my former job seemed to have been stomping giant spiders for female co-workers to squeamish to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 Part of my current living arrangement involves stomping giant spiders for female cohabitants too squeamish to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 Well, I live with my mother, who is a genocidal maniac to anything with more than 4 legs. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 quaggoth. Well, tonight's Star Trek episode is the one with Sherry Jackson guest starring as an android. And, since the next generation had an android crew member, they should have kept her as a permanent crew member Yes or Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 Um...yes? Android Showdown: Data (ST:TNG) vs. Marvin (HHGTTG) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Pariah said: Um...yes? Say it with conviction. I'm going back to imagining my sci-fi space crew. (even though given my luck with women and my luck with computers, that a female android will be a total disaster for me, I don't care) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 Data was innocent and optimistic. Marvin knew the truth. Marvin vs. Agrajag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 Marvin as I do not know the other More undead Fiend Folio follies Sheet Phantom vs Sheet Ghoul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 either, as I am just happy it is spelled with 2 Es and not 1 I...….what? To better figure out Old Man's last answer Innocent and Optimistic vs Knowing the Truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 It's always better to know. Irish stew vs. Corned beef & cabbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 I know how corned beer is made, so... Irish stew. Fiend Folio vs. Monster Manual II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Whichever makes for a better weapon. (though nothing can beat the legendary Hero 5th ed in that regard) Back to Star Trek women: When the execs previewed "Who Mourns For Adonais?" and saw what passed for Lt. Palomas's "outfit" did they say: "How are we going to get past the censors?" vs "Now I know why there was such a large expenditure listed as (Duct-tape)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape. Hero 5th as a weapon vs. Hero 5th as resistant defense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape. Hero 5th as a weapon vs. Hero 5th as resistant defense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 The best defence is offence. So as a weapon so good you posted it twice. Fiend folio Humanoids beatdown Aarakocra vs Bullywug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Aarakocra are playable as PCs now, IIRC. Forum annoyances: Inability to delete double posts vs. 'Sad' reaction counting against the poster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 'Sad' reaction counting against the poster. It should be an expression of sympathy, not a kick at someone who's already having a bad day. Seriously, why do ANY of the reactions count against the poster? If someone needs their point totals lowered, don't we have Mods for that? Pariah's More Improbable Educational Undertaking: Getting students to understand stoichiometry vs. Getting students to use the preferred pronunciation of Uranus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 26 minutes ago, Pariah said: 'Getting students to understand stoichiometry You won't get the other one done The new Chaotic Neutral baddies Red Slaad vs Blue Slaad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 I very dimly recall that the Red Slaad are more dangerous for some reason. But I've never encountered Slaad of any color in game or IRL. And, yeah, I've seen some students understand stoichiometry. Usually gearheads. Uranus is a lost cause. Duct Tape vs. WD-40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Duct tape. WD-40 is nasty stuff if you decide to try putting it in, e.g., an inhaler. (Duct tape in an inhaler is bad too, but that's obvious enough I don't think it'd be attempted in an important way.) Mutating the slaad question into something I intend to do at the gaming table: Taco salad vs tuna salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Tuna Salad. A misprint in the Tome of Horrors had one of the chief Slaad looking like a black salad. More Slaad madness Green Slaad vs Grey Slaad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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