Pariah Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 !Hemingway for the win. Star Wars: Rigel vs. Bellatrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 Rigel Original vs remake throwdown 11 Death Wish 1974 vs Death Wish 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 1974. No one guns down bad guys like Charles Bronson. Except maybe Clint Eastwood. (Also, IIRC the 1974 film was banned in New York for a little while ... for being too popular.) Best shooter of bad guys: Charles Bronson (in all his roles) vs Clint Eastwood (in all his roles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 Clint Eastwood is bad@$$, but I gotta go with Bronson. I just have to penalize him for Bridges of Madison County. Can Pennywise survive being locked in a room with Joan Crawford and Betty Davis? Doubtful vs No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 No. Best one-liners: Clint Eastwood vs. Bruce Willis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 Clint. Bruce is penalised for Armageddon Original vs Remake throwdown 12 Poseidon Adventure 1972 vs Poseidon Adventure 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 I've actually watched the former. (and I doubt the latter offers Gene Hackman, Ernest Borgnine and Shelley Winters) Frank vs Winchester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 Your call here. Frank has a better hot sauce named for him, but Winchester makes good small arms. Really crucial important question here: Ginger vs Mary Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Definitely, Mary Ann. Mary Ann vs Ginger vs Mrs Howell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Definitely, Mary Ann. Mary Ann vs. Lt. Uhura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Oh, that’s a tough one. I’m going to go with Mary Ann, unless it’s mirror universe Uhura with the knife. Endless fandom debates: Ginger vs. Mary Ann vs. Kirk vs. Picard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Both are easy Mary Ann and Kirk. (though don't make them a couple because Mary Ann is mine) watching The Last Jedi vs being continuously kicked in the groin for the same length of time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 (I disagree: Uhura, especially if she can get me onto that starship.) Kirk/Picard. While Ginger vs Mary Ann is a lovely choice to have to make, I've never met anyone who actually picked Ginger. EDIT: I can eat popcorn through Last Jedi. Greater humiliation in the funny video channel: Facer into mud, or bicycle crash groin impact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Well, Ginger would be too high maintenance. The Mary Ann character would be more relatable. (course, people have argued Ginger would provide more excitement, which is exactly what I don't want) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Cancer said: Greater humiliation in the funny video channel: Facer into mud, or bicycle crash groin impact As a card-carrying lifetime member of the Over The Handlebars Club, I'm going to have to go with the faceplant. At least with the other, you're likely to get some sympathy from the viewers. Favorite Fan Unfavorite: Wesley Crusher vs. Scrappy Doo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Scrappy wasn't inexplicably given the helm of a trillion-dollar starship armed with antimatter torpedoes. Fanning the Flames of Fandom Fury: The Last Jedi vs. Game of Thrones Season 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Despite its various faults, The Last Jedi had the greatest Jedi mind trick in history. Season-Ending Angst: Tom Brady's pick-six vs. Drew Brees' strip-sack fumble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Dunno about the angst part, but there was much greater joy in the pick-six among the spectators nationwide. The greater incongruity in the house plants in your bathroom: The palm blooming vs the aloe blooming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 The aloe Original vs remake throwdown 13 Planet of the Apes 1968 vs Planet of the Apes 2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 The 1968 version was an incisive commentary on modern society. The 2001 version had special effects. Ends of the World: Demolished by a Vogon constructor fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) vs. Incinerated by dragons awakened in the London subway (Reign of Fire) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Dragons are more poetic. Original vs remake throwdown 14 The Jazz singer 1927 vs The Jazz Singer 1980 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 The original utterly changed the motion picture industry. The other was ... just a remake. Silicon chips vs Buffalo chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 24 minutes ago, Cancer said: Silicon chips vs Buffalo chips Silicon ships have contributed to a spread of bombast, intolerance, and idiocy unrivaled even by the advent of the printing press. All buffalo chips do is contribute to global climate change. Poker chips vs. Tortilla chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Tortilla chips do not give you violent diarrhea. Original vs remake throwdown 15 3:10 to Yuma (1957) stars Glen Ford and Van Heflin vs 3:10 to Yuma (2007) stars Christian Bale and Russell Crowe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 You lost me at Christian Bale. Buffalo wings vs. Buffalo Bills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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