Badger Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 Original, I guess, though not a fan of Wyatt Earp-Tombstone movies. Well, right now I found Flash Gordon (1980) on TV Should I have gotten stoned Yes vs Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 As the Nobel laureate said, "Everyone must get stoned." Dylan: Blonde on Blonde vs Blood on the Tracks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 If you are talking about Bob Dylan. It doesn't matter, it is all in undecipherable language anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Hmm, should have made one up. Ok. I remember one comment on Sin City was that Marv (Mickey Rourke) was like "If Conan the Cimmerian wander onto the set of a film noir". So is that accurate? Yes or no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Not... exactly, but not far off. Marv has actual relationships with some of the people around him. The Most Obvious Matchup of the Year: Coronavirus vs. Ebola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Wait, is Ebola still a thing? Huh. Still, I guess I'll take coronavius. To continue the topic: COVID-19 2020 vs. Influenza 1918 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Influenza 1918 aka Spanish Flu was really deadly and killed more. Original movie vs remake movie throwdown 37 A Star is Born 1954 (Judy Garland and James Mason) vs A Star is Born 1937 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Both lose to Lady Gaga. Microbial misfortune continues: Smallpox vs. the Black Plague Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 I guess smallpox is better? But, mentioning smallpox, Spanish flu, and bubonic plague. Makes 2020 Humans looks like wusses. MST3K smackdown. Who really would have been a better catch for the opposite sex in Eegah? Eegah the caveman vs Arch Hall Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Eegah, for certain. Because caveman. Spy vs. spy: James Bond vs. Natasha Romanoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Natasha's got better legs. Spy Vs. Spy II Maxwell Smart vs. Johnny English Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Smart, for having his phone in his shoe. Things no longer found in stores: Baking yeast vs Spam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 I didn't think to look for yeast, are they really out? Anyway, Spam, of course. Spy vs. Spy III: Simon Templar vs. Ethan Hunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 OT: When you buy a 25-pound bag of flour, you want yeast. Hunt, because we graduated a great student by that name last spring. Things to occupy your mind: Subatomic physics vs Orbital dynamics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 22 minutes ago, Cancer said: OT: When you buy a 25-pound bag of flour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 Costco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: Subatomic physics vs Orbital dynamics Orbital dynamics, if we can exclude Mercury and just stick with Kepler. Fish Faceoff: Tuna vs. Trout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 TUna in a can is cheaper, but the trout is better. MST3k Hercules vs Hobgoblins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 On 3/25/2020 at 12:06 AM, Badger said: MST3k Hercules vs Hobgoblins Hercules, because I can't see how its even possible to parody Hobgoblins. Presented without comment: Zeus vs. Jupiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 I prefer Zeus for the god, Jupiter for the planet. Blair Witch vs Dorothy Gale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 6 hours ago, Badger said: Blair Witch vs Dorothy Gale In the immortal words of Colonel Jack O'Neill, "Hail Dorothy." Jack O'Neill vs. Jack Bauer vs. Jack Sparrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 Jack Sparrow, hands down. Jack Traven vs. Johnny Utah vs. John Wick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 Jack Traven, because never heard of him Tommy Wiseau directs Eps 7-9 of SW: Luke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! nooooo!!!! vs "well couldn't be worse than what we got" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 Couldn't be worse, mainly because of Episode VIII. Macguffin vs. Macguffin: The Maltese Falcon vs. The Pulp Fiction Briefcase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 13 hours ago, Old Man said: Macguffin vs. Macguffin: The Maltese Falcon vs. The Pulp Fiction Briefcase The Maltese Falcon, because Peter Lorre. Maltese Falcon vs. Malt liquor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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