Badger Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 I imagine Bogart would choose the malt liquor. Barbarella in the Star Wars universe? Badger!, you have been exposed to too much of the disinfectant fumes in recent weeks vs at least it would be better than the Disney trilogy vs probably both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 Barbarella in the Star Wars universe actually fits pretty well. Barbarella vs. Princess Leia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2020 Report Share Posted April 16, 2020 Princess Leia. Carrie Fisher >> Jane Fonda Princess Leia vs. Susan Ivanova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Old Man said: Barbarella in the Star Wars universe actually fits pretty well. Barbarella vs. Princess Leia Yeah, well, I preferred that Tyrant lady over Barbarella to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Pariah said: Princess Leia. Carrie Fisher >> Jane Fonda Princess Leia vs. Susan Ivanova Leia. Barbarella in ST. Kirk's dream come true vs Kirk's dream come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Gonna go with Kirk on this one, I guess? And Leia's a Jedi; Ivanova is not. Although if Jedi aren't supposed to have relationships, why is there Kylo Ren? Anyway. Moving on. Ahsoka Tano vs. River Tam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 River, though it would be interesting to put Firefly into the Star Wars universe at that. Better entertainment MMA vs throwing toilet paper into a crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Is it soiled toilet paper? Or flaming toilet paper? Is ... oh, who am I kidding, I know what I'd pick, and it isn't the acronym. Drinking whiskey "at" the departmental Friday afternoon virtual tea vs drinking whiskey "at" the Dean's Friday afternoon virtual tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, Cancer said: Is it soiled toilet paper? Or flaming toilet paper? Is ... oh, who am I kidding, I know what I'd pick, and it isn't the acronym. Drinking whiskey "at" the departmental Friday afternoon virtual tea vs drinking whiskey "at" the Dean's Friday afternoon virtual tea Well, it was new, just in the store toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 MMA has rules. Toilet paper riots do not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 4/17/2020 at 5:50 PM, Cancer said: Is it soiled toilet paper? Or flaming toilet paper? Is ... oh, who am I kidding, I know what I'd pick, and it isn't the acronym. Drinking whiskey "at" the departmental Friday afternoon virtual tea vs drinking whiskey "at" the Dean's Friday afternoon virtual tea WHiskey always wins. After getting in the mood checked out the Ewok death scene on youtube. Surprisingly, 95% of comments were of how sad it was. Badger wants to know: What is wrong with you damn humans? vs Seriously, I want to know what is wrong with you damn humans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 I think we've exceeded even the second question by this point. Olympic Games vs. Hunger Games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 Will be getting the Hunger Games in 2020. Back to when the toilet paper comes into the store. When the customers realize it. Should someone turn on the classic Star Trek fight music Yes or no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 Thought it was running continuously for the past 19 years or so. Worf vs. Spock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Spock, as I don't remember seeing a Worf in the TOS (aka the only Star Trek series) Perfect next Supreme COurt justice: Judge Dredd vs The Quintesson judge from Transformers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 Gaze into the fist of Dredd! Supreme Court Justices II: Ghost Rider vs. The Crow vs. Spawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 1:57 PM, Old Man said: Supreme Court Justices II: Ghost Rider vs. The Crow vs. Spawn The Crow and Spawn are impressive, but they don't have the Penance Stare. Go to bed too late vs. Getting up too early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 I am not a morning person. Stay the hell away from me until 9 AM. If not later. Best covid mask: Sub-Zero vs. Bane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 Sub-Zero, because Bane sucks. Best COVID Mask II: Vigilante vs. Elektra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 Elektra is not only more attractive, she's not a cut rate Punisher clone. Best COVID mask III: Storm Shadow vs. The Shadow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 No one beats Stormshadow. Inspired by seeing 2 Hallmark cards side by side. Cool team up: Darth Vader and Spongebob Squarepants Awesome vs better than Vader/jar-jar team up at least , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 Jar-Jar was an irritant at worst. Spongebob makes me feel like I'm losing IQ points. Country Music Historical Revisionism: Lady Antebellum => Lady A vs. The Dixie Chicks => The Chicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 The Chicks don’t seem to have accidentally taken the name of an existing performer with their name change. Best COVID mask IV: Darth Vader vs. Immortan Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Vader The 3 stooges in the original Planet of the Apes: Epic vs "at least Dr Zaius would stop worrying about intelligent life in the forbidden zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 You had me at Three Stooges. Three Stooges vs. Buster Keaton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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