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We were playing Monster Hunters, late one night

When my character beheld an eerie sight

A monster on a slab started to rise

And suddenly to no one's surprise

 

We did the smash, we did the monster smash

The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,

We did the smash, collecting bounties in cash

We did the smash, we did the monster smash

 

From vampires lurking about in the dark

To werewolves hunting in Central Park

We have the firepower and we mean to fight

And bump off the things that go bump in the night

 

We do the smash, we do the monster smash

The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,

We do the smash, collecting bounties in cash

We do the smash, we do the monster smash

 

There's ghouls and ghosts and goblins galore

Seems there's always something more

Godzilla ate half a neighborhood

How they kept THAT a secret I've never understood

 

We do the smash, we do the monster smash

The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,

We do the smash, collecting bounties in cash

We do the smash, we do the monster smash

 

Now if doing mayhem to monsters is your own dream

Don't go it alone, try to join with a team

You need a weaponsmith to optimize your gun

And take a headshot when you can to maximize your STUN

 

And do the smash, we do the monster smash

The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,

We do the smash, collecting bounties in cash

We do the smash, we do the monster smash

 

If you can hook up with us you're welcome to try

To qualify for monster smashing with MHI

The gear is the best stuff that money can buy

Plus a paid for funeral when you finally die

 

Then you can smash, then you can monster smash

The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,

Then you can smash, collecting bounties in cash

Then you can smash, then you can monster smash

 

Lucius Alexander

 

No bounty on a palindromedary

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