Lucius Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 We were playing Monster Hunters, late one night When my character beheld an eerie sight A monster on a slab started to rise And suddenly to no one's surprise We did the smash, we did the monster smash The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash, We did the smash, collecting bounties in cash We did the smash, we did the monster smash From vampires lurking about in the dark To werewolves hunting in Central Park We have the firepower and we mean to fight And bump off the things that go bump in the night We do the smash, we do the monster smash The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash, We do the smash, collecting bounties in cash We do the smash, we do the monster smash There's ghouls and ghosts and goblins galore Seems there's always something more Godzilla ate half a neighborhood How they kept THAT a secret I've never understood We do the smash, we do the monster smash The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash, We do the smash, collecting bounties in cash We do the smash, we do the monster smash Now if doing mayhem to monsters is your own dream Don't go it alone, try to join with a team You need a weaponsmith to optimize your gun And take a headshot when you can to maximize your STUN And do the smash, we do the monster smash The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash, We do the smash, collecting bounties in cash We do the smash, we do the monster smash If you can hook up with us you're welcome to try To qualify for monster smashing with MHI The gear is the best stuff that money can buy Plus a paid for funeral when you finally die Then you can smash, then you can monster smash The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash, Then you can smash, collecting bounties in cash Then you can smash, then you can monster smash Lucius Alexander No bounty on a palindromedary DentArthurDent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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