Cygnia Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cancer said: Naah, they'll resurrect Burger Chef and give them the contract. Given this city, I'd think they'd mark out if it was Arthur Treacher's instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Enforcer84 said: Well I'll start throwing at lunch see if I can get back in playing shape. *Throws foot ball* Nice distance. *Goes to retrieve dismembered arm.* That hurt. See? He's an Andrew Luck-caliber QB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Old Man said: See? He's an Andrew Luck-caliber QB! I think Andrew can run. I'm cemented to the earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 The term is "statuesque". It would be even more accurate if you played unclothed, like the sculptures of antiquity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Old Man said: The term is "statuesque". It would be even more accurate if you played unclothed, like the sculptures of antiquity. "Can you say 'personal foul'?" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 14 hours ago, Enforcer84 said: My favorite pub chain serves RC. Havent anything from them since I drank them as a kid in the 80s. They tasted better than Pepsi, if I remember (I call pepsi stale, flat Coke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Old Man said: The term is "statuesque". It would be even more accurate if you played unclothed, like the sculptures of antiquity. Enforcer doesn't wear pants. And why did you remind us of that fact? My theory is he thinks it is funny to get past the no shirt, no shoes no service loophole on a techicality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 Why have joint practices when they always end up in fights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 Because that's what the citizens want. Are you not entertained? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 I'm not interested in practices, so no. Not interested in preseason either for that matter. Still baseball season, for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 That's a valid position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 On 8/16/2018 at 11:01 AM, Cygnia said: Given this city, I'd think they'd mark out if it was Arthur Treacher's instead... I looked at that article on the chain, which used to have an outlet in Portland, and realized I am their target customer base. There really aren't very many places to get nice, inexpensive Fish & Chips in Portland -- even the mediocre Skipper's chain is long gone. If anyone knows Portland, please point me to a good chip shop. I'm craving them, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 Manziel did not play in Montreal's most recent game in Edmonton. They still lost, but they scores 24 points (losing 40-24) which is better than they've done with Johnny Football. Officially, he's on the "one game injured list", but I think the Canadian club is looking for a graceful way out of what is rapidly becoming a debacle. I suspect he'll be out of football soon, for good this time. And then we'll only hear about him again if he does something stupid and ends up on trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 ...or if he becomes a minor-league baseball player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 ... or he pulls an armed robbery at a liquor store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 MANZIEL FOR PRESIDENT 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 ... if you said governor or senator, you probably aren't too far afield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 In a fit of droll understatement ... If you're gonna bet on the Browns to win the next Super Bowl, get yourself better odds than 60-1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 60-1? That should be like last year's .500 teams chances at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Has a coach ever been fired in the preseason? because most of the talking heads at ESPN are calling for Hue Jackson's head after he put an injured Tyrod Taylor back into last night's preseason game against the Eagles rather than giving Baker Mayfield game reps with the first team. Hue Jackson has somehow survived a regular season record of 1-31 in two years in Cleveland, because even Browns management acknowledged he had nothing to work with. But there are some guys on the Browns who can actually play this game now. And putting Taylor back into a meaningless exhibition game makes no sense, especially if you're wedded to the idea that he is your starting quarterback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 ANd the city of Cleveland, is probably wedded to the idea Mayfield is at least their Great Hope of the Future, so giving him a taste of 1st team would at least help soothe some things. (besides regardless of what Taylor does when they are at 2-11, Mayfield will probably start the final 3 or so games anyway) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 If watching preseason football at 11 a.m. on a Saturday morning is wrong, I don't want to be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 The glory of living in the western half of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 Football is a breakfast thing here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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