Badger Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Cancer said: * Cancer waves both arms outward palms down in the baseball umpire's "safe" signal * The run scores. You do know baseball has instant replay now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 The grade for the class consisted of three exams. I scored comparatively low on the first and the last, both of which primarily emphasized Relativity. On the middle exam, which emphasized Quantum Mechanics, I had the second highest score in the class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Deleted Old Man, Pariah, Cancer and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 I wish I could Like this a dozen times. Also, I'm stealing this for the Book of Face. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 It would be more effective if there was a comment about how many of the grandparents died more than once. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 She probably got all four in some families with a few stepgrams for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Trying to make it through the last fifteen minutes of the last class of the year before final exams. Someone shoot me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 You must be made to suffer as we have suffered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 15 hours ago, Starlord said: I only took one 8am class in college, I fell asleep like 3-4 times during that semester. It was a Government class, and I did well (I had a knack for the social studies, though history in particular) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Apparently, I used to snore occasionally during a 7 PM Computer Networking class. I always wondered if my grade would have improved from the A- if I had been awake in that class more often. I used to keep paper and a pencil by the bed when I was in college because I'd write computer code (or occasionally, mathematical proofs) in my sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 43 minutes ago, Badger said: I only took one 8am class in college, I fell asleep like 3-4 times during that semester. It seems like I had 7:30 a.m. classes more often than not in college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 I tried taking afternoon/night classes when possible. I am a severely bad morning person, since I started kindergarten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 I took Calc II at 730am one semester. The professor would come flying in like Kwicky Koala carrying his second pot of coffee and launch into a discussion of integrals. About halfway through the class he'd get pissed off and start berating us for our lack of interest and participation. There were only six of us dumb enough to take the class so none of us could hide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Badger said: I am a severely bad morning person, since I started kindergarten. ...and how is that class going for you? Cancer and Rails 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 *shakes fist* #$#@&**#@*&^%!!!!! I am glad I work 2nd shift, even though to the rest of the world that seems to mean that I am 2nd class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 My boss wants me to take CITI training. I am going to learn the ethical way to administer electro-shocks for research. Yeah, "for research." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 The proper way is very simple: "More power, Igor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Logan D. Hurricanes and Ternaugh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: My boss wants me to take CITI training. I am going to learn the ethical way to administer electro-shocks for research. Yeah, "for research." Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how The Machine makes you feel. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 21 hours ago, Old Man said: I took Calc II at 730am one semester. The professor would come flying in like Kwicky Koala carrying his second pot of coffee and launch into a discussion of integrals. About halfway through the class he'd get pissed off and start berating us for our lack of interest and participation. There were only six of us dumb enough to take the class so none of us could hide. You know I have a feeling Calculus would make more sense to me at 7:30 am, it isn't like it'd be possible for it to make less sense to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, Badger said: You know I have a feeling Calculus would make more sense to me at 7:30 am, it isn't like it'd be possible for it to make less sense to me. Well, it's important for one to know his Limit. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 10 hours ago, Pariah said: Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Is that a calculus joke? Let's not go off on that tangent, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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