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34 minutes ago, Pariah said:

Whether I wear slacks, khakis, or jeans to work isn't what makes me a professional. 

 

The fact that I can deal with rooms full of teenagers without resorting to defenestration is what makes me a professional.

 

Sounds more like evidence that you're on Prozac.

 

Edit: Oh wait, PROzac... i get it now ?

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5 hours ago, Pariah said:

Whether I wear slacks, khakis, or jeans to work isn't what makes me a professional. 

 

The fact that I can deal with rooms full of teenagers without resorting to defenestration is what makes me a professional.

 

If you cant do that to them, what's the point?

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From my current statistics class syllabus:

"Homework should not be submitted electronically; rather, always bring a hard copy of your homework to class, as [Professor A] despises trees. Don't worry, she will be punished for this."

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5 hours ago, Cancer said:

Well, bringing in an assignment written on slates is often a challenge.

 

5 hours ago, Old Man said:

Back in my day we used stone tablets or cave walls. Kids are so spoiled nowadays. 

 

Would "engraved on metal plates" be entirely inappropriate?

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