Badger Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Starlord said: Yeah. Everyone knows you build an antigravity device by modifying the quantum flow regulator of the plasma inducers and then reversing the polarity of a type B singularity engine. "What does this button do?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: I've had a statistically significant number of otherwise unremarkable students suddenly interested in their grades, making up missed assignments, etc the past two days. Must be the end of the quarter. So, like me, back in the day, in computer courses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Pariah said: Astronomy, as we currently understand it, is what happened when Astrology met "correlation≠causation". So philosophy of logic. Not a thing that I’m aware of yet... *waits for book on logic I ordered to arrive* edit: I reckon I could assemble my own qualitative science of astronomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 The committee signed off on my paper this afternoon. ScottishFox and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 Lawnmower Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 Now you have me worried about Order 66. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 I saw something on social media today suggesting that any academic Journal article could be made more interesting by adding the words "Harry Potter and" to the beginning of the title. For example: "Harry Potter and Isotopic Ratios of Lead in Contemporary Environmental Material from Scotland" Old Man and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 40 minutes ago, Pariah said: I saw something on social media today suggesting that any academic Journal article could be made more interesting by adding the words "Harry Potter and" to the beginning of the title. For example: "Harry Potter and Isotopic Ratios of Lead in Contemporary Environmental Material from Scotland" A classic, right up there with Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Harry Potter and Carbon Isotope Ratios Along the Giant Branch of M67 Nope, not buyin' it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Harry Potter and the Special Theory of Relativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Harry Potter and the Colour Out of Space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Harry Potter and the Call of Cthulhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Harry Potter and Marginal Efficiency of Capital Lawnmower Boy, Ternaugh and Old Man 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Harry Potter and Fracture Mechanics in Concrete Roadway Support Structures Harry Potter and the Fourth Council of Sirmium Harry Potter and Quartal and Quintal Harmony Harry Potter and Dialectical Materialism Harry Potter and the Jailbait Babysitters of Gor Harry Potter and Kahnweiler's Cubists versus the Salon Cubists Harry Potter and Non-parametric Heirarchical Bayesian Models ... And each of those books is 120 pages longer than the one before it, just like the original Potter books. And being academic textbooks, they start at $248.00 a copy! Lawnmower Boy, Old Man and Pariah 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Harry Potter and the Fifty Shades of Grey Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Stop advertising your fanfic, Starlord. Lawnmower Boy, Pariah and Starlord 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Harry Potter and Starlord’s fanfiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Or is that Starlord and Harry Potter's Fanfiction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Now I know how Pandora felt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Is she doing the feeling, or are you rubbing your hands over something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Accio get me outta here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 I'm fairly certain the Accio spell is subject to the same action-reaction limitations as telekinesis in terms of trying to move yourself from one place to another. Or at least it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 I believe I found my defining Complication: Psychological Complication: Philosophically opposed to doing for for students what they are perfectly capable of doing for themselves; Very Common, Total. 25 points. Buy a Psychological Complication at full price, get a Negative Reputation for free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 Like Charles the Bad, Ivan the Terrible, Aethelred the Unready, Louis the Sluggard, Mortimer the Bedwetter, etc.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 My favorite is Konstantinos Kopronymos. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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