L. Marcus Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 Hang them by the neck until they are sorry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: So, Looks like I have at least one of a partnership who realized after leaving lab that their data were completely bollixed, and then tried obfuscation in their writeup to conceal it. So, I get to convey to them (1) that's fraud, and (2) that's a "Take him out and hang him" offense. I routinely did that in my physics labs when I realized that I would be penalized for honestly reporting and analyzing my results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 And I am certain they train students to do that up in chemistry upstairs. Knowing what I do about things like N rays, potassium flare stars, and the Sandage-Tamman vs de Vaucouleurs values of the Hubble constant pre-HST, I am trying to break them of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 Cancer is speaking in tongues again. Go get a priest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 He's just quoting Linda Blair in The Exorcist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 Ah yes, Mr. Doesn't Do The Work Until the End, as you demonstrated last term: It was due last week. If I do not get it before one week from right now, I will refuse to accept it, and per the policy on the syllabus, you will fail the course. Period. And I will savor doing it, you sorry sack of self-absorbed lamprey feces. Love, Dr. Cancer Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 Now you HAVE to change your Username to Dr. Cancer...it's a moral imperative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 You guys are my friends. I don't insist on -- in fact, I prefer not to use -- titles among my friends. I do insist on their use by my victims students. Pariah, Starlord, Logan D. Hurricanes and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 12 hours ago, Badger said: Cancer is speaking in tongues again. Go get a priest. There's lots of priests here... and they can't stop me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 11 hours ago, Cancer said: Ah yes, Mr. Doesn't Do The Work Until the End, as you demonstrated last term: It was due last week. If I do not get it before one week from right now, I will refuse to accept it, and per the policy on the syllabus, you will fail the course. Period. And I will savor doing it, you sorry sack of self-absorbed lamprey feces. Love, Dr. Cancer Hey, that went to far, I am not a sorry sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Cancer said: There's lots of priests here... and they can't stop me!! I throw the holy water at you, then. ANd when I say holy water, I mean hydrochloric acid. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the Hell out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 By extension, the same method could be used to make a holy student. I wonder if I should try that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 I get the feeling that I requirement to be a Cancer student is to be less scientifically adept than myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 How to troll a scientist: Say “science is inessential”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 Here. Use this nice Paris Green pigment. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Bazza said: How to troll a scientist: Say “science is inessential”. How to troll an English professor? Put Dinobot Grimlock in his class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 Parent Teacher Conferences tonight and tomorrow night. I'm reminded of this exchange between Sheridan and Ivanova: Ivanova: Is there anything else you need? Sheridan: Yeah, a glass of whiskey, a gun, and two bullets. Ivanova: Understood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 11, 2020 Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 We'll give you one bullet, use it wisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 11, 2020 Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 The wife had her conferences last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 30 minutes ago, Badger said: We'll give you one bullet, use it wisely. Thanks, Quigley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 11, 2020 Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 Is that a jfk magic bullet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 11, 2020 Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 39 minutes ago, Bazza said: Is that a jfk magic bullet? Nope, normal, hence why he has to be wise about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 I.e., use the first bullet to rob a sporting goods store and get more ammo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 damn, academics. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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