Pariah Posted February 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 Any meeting without food should be an e-mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 Or a public execution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 Wow, the desktop machine in the lectern in the classroom won't even run Calculator now. Time to alert the IT service desk, even though I expect only the result of the removal of the machine for at least ten months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 But can it run Minesweep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 Don't know. It might not even have it available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 1 hour ago, L. Marcus said: But can it run Minesweep? I hate that game I never win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 The Space Cadet pinball game is better anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 I prefer Solitaire but I can never find anyone to play me. Pariah and pinecone 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 Patience is hard to master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 I remember a version of solitaire so old the you-win dispersal of cards was tied to an assumed CPU cycle speed rather than an actual reat-time clock, which on the newer machines meant the cards exploded over the screen almost instantaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 Freecell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 Should we ask Laplace's demon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Sounds legit.... Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Sounds more like a 2-out-of-20-point answer on one of my exam essay questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cancer said: Sounds more like a 2-out-of-20-point answer on one of my exam essay questions. That's not an unreasonable interpretation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 For the final exam in an optics lab course: The laser safety glasses for use with red lasers are green. The laser safety glasses for use with green lasers are red. What color are the laser safety glasses for use with infrared lasers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Plaid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Ultraviolet! Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 This sounds like a riddle, going to give this one to my mother. The scream you will be hearing shortly will be my mother as she hates riddles. Note: But, yes, I did want to say ultraviolet, but was beaten to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 12:34 PM, Pariah said: Sounds legit.... Do you have a source for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 Facebook. 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 Ah. Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Hmm, do they still teach history in schools? Pretty sure, the new quote on history is "if you learn from history, you may (unfortunately) fail to repeat it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 No, they teach “Fake History”. Real history hasn’t been taught for decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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