Enforcer84 Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 I will probably lose a squeaker unless the Giants can contain Elliot. and if I do it's because I trusted the wrong RB's and WRs oh and Baltimore's Def SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Jules Thomas said: Not nice! I'll be back here when you lose to my little Brazilian nephew that can't even watch all the games down there. It's only a wack league because Jeff is in it. I look forward to losing to your nephew. Jules Thomas and Starlord 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 I won by half a point?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Saw that. The Holes had less than half the points of their opponent, so this week's theme is "half". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Enforcer84 said: I won by half a point?! After leaving almost 90 points on the bench, yes. Really, you don't need to show off like that. ;) 1 hour ago, Cancer said: Saw that. The Holes had less than half the points of their opponent, so this week's theme is "half". Your kicker exploded; I'm not sure what you could have done about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 I don't think the entire NFL's cohort of kickers could have saved the Holes. EDIT: Hm, looks like no other NFC West kickers are available. Well, Arizona's is, but the Cardinals are so bad he has not been called to make an attempt this season. So, which NFL team should I visit the Black Hole Curse upon? Who's everyone hate? EDIT^2: Woo! Looks like the Black Hole Curse has claimed Larry Fitzgerald! Behold the power of the Dark Side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 23 minutes ago, Cancer said: So, which NFL team should I visit the Black Hole Curse upon? Who's everyone hate? Everyone hates the Ravens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 I'll consider it. Trying to acquire more Rams first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: So, which NFL team should I visit the Black Hole Curse upon? Who's everyone hate? Raiders, Patriots, Cowboys, take your pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 We'll find out this week if my bench was just waiting for me to play it to revert to the mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 So I lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 You might wanna pick up some players, DT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Yeah, you're carrying at least two dead men on your active roster. Make the Holes an offer and they might be willing to send you a Viking ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 I thought his name was Groot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 Mwa-ha-ha-ha.... The Dark Side is soon to collect another victim. EDIT: ... and one I hadn't expected. Dalvin Cook is out for Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Woo-hoo! 10:05 PDT Sunday! Am I losing yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 <Dark Side> * Darth Jury glances over at Jimmy Garoppolo, smiles, and says, "Good ... good ... release your hate..." * </Dark Side> Darth Jury seeks Sith Apprentice. Darth Sult seems optimal, but all candidates will receive consideration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 And the Wolves would be beating the Hooters handily if they'd activated their shiny new QB! Trust the Force, people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Thomas Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cancer said: And the Wolves would be beating the Hooters handily if they'd activated their shiny new QB! Trust the Force, people! I didn't want to humiliate my husband. Just enough works for me, and he is still thinking he has a chance. Secret of a happy marriage! Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Hmm, suddenly my extreme exposure to the Vikings doesn’t seem like such a great idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Holes are up a few at the moment, but we've got the fork stuck in us and Gronkowski yet to play for the Floridationmen, so I expect to lose by 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Wow, Gronkowski has been an utter failure so far this year. I was just a little too late for that bus. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Jimmy Graham has not been lighting it up with the Packers, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 <Darth Jury> Now then ... with Garoppolo officially killed in action, whom shall the Dark Side ... acquire ... next? ((consider an animated GIF of Palpatine laughing evilly inserted here)) Jacksonville's starting QB seems to be available ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 I think Cancer seems to have buried himself a little too deep into the part of fantasy football owner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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