Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 My Defense pooped in the bed. To the Bengals. YOU'RE WELCOME, JEFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 I offered to trade him the ginger QB, but he refused. 4 TDs against Baltimore is not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 I'm glad I wasn't around to see that car wreck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Black Holes Press Conference transcript Pariah and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 (NB: All the second-person bits there are the WRs and the RBs/QBs/TEs discussing with each other how each did in the last week's match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Old Man said: I offered to trade him the ginger QB, but he refused. 4 TDs against Baltimore is not bad. I wouldn't have played him anyway since I'm closely monitoring Aaron Rodgers knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 I'm waiting for useful words about Fournette, which I am expecting about three minutes after the roster locks are clamped in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Starlord said: I wouldn't have played him anyway since I'm closely monitoring Aaron Rodgers knee. Boy that sounds like fun. If Fournette were on my team he'd get the start, play one series, and spend the rest of the game on the bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 There's a hole in the scoring system when giving up a blocked punt that's recovered for a teeder doesn't count against your D/ST score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Possibly because the defense didn't give up the points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 But D/ST includes the special teams, which *did* give up the points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Anyway, the Holes look to be cruising towards a nice 60 - 130 blowout loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Which D/ST? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 I don't know a lot about this thing, but I'm guessing that having Ryan Fitzpatrick would be a good thing right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 ...and Patrick Mahomes. Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 I have Mahomes in a wack league where I autodrafted. So this is what it feels like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Starlord said: Which D/ST? Vikings had a punt blocked and covered by the Packers for a TD, and the Ancients had the Vikings D/ST. Not that it will matter, because the Holes' garram KICKER got injured in the game and will throw a zero for us. How in Hercules's stable of s**t does a KICKER get injured? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, Cancer said: Vikings had a punt blocked and covered by the Packers for a TD, and the Ancients had the Vikings D/ST. Hmm, well it shows Vikings D/ST allowed 29 pts. That should be accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 All the named players have fumbles & INTs counted against them, and kickers are whacked for missed kicks. Seems excessively simple-minded not to hit STD's for making the worst mistake they can in a single play as well. EDIT: A simple -1 in the BLKS category should be trivially possible. And in RL that play cost them the game, though that isn't really relevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Ah, you're talking about possible negative pts for getting the punt blocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Yeah, now that the idea occured to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Oh, and does it count as a double loss if the other side's bench beats your starters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Thomas Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Old Man said: I have Mahomes in a wack league where I autodrafted. So this is what it feels like. Not nice! I'll be back here when you lose to my little Brazilian nephew that can't even watch all the games down there. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Mahomes is a godsend but McCoy is crapping the bed because the Bills are awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Hm, I might as well give myself over to the power of the Dark Side. I need to acquire more Rams, and I am willing to trade almost everything I have. I withhold only the Rams, 49ers, and Cardinals I presently have, at least until I am certain I have broken them (* Cancer glances at Greg Zuerlein *). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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