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All mom ever wanted was your love. To be with you! In our two-story Victorian home in the Cotswolds! But could you even give her a moment, what with your banking job requiring you to travel to the States from Tuesday to Saturday every other week? No! You may not have had any time for her, but you had time for your work... and your prostitutes!

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"You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible, that maybe you survive. This is the year five point five slash apple slash twenty six. Five billion years in your future, and this is the day -- This is the day the Sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world."

 

 "So, what you're saying is, if we get in trouble there's no one to help us out?" 
"I'm afraid not. "
"Fantastic! "
"I don't understand. In what way is that fantastic?"
 

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On ‎11‎/‎16‎/‎2018 at 7:26 AM, bubba smith said:

Col. Steve Austin astronaut ;the world's first bionic a man barely alive: Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. we have the technology.

we can make him better than he was; better. faster. stronger

Fixed that for you

 

Lucius Alexander

 

A palindromedary barely alive; we can rebuild it. We have the taglines.

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"Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once."
"When'd she die?"
"Oh, gosh, in Hollywood. Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago. She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto--"
"This one, Ducky. When did this one die?"

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