L. Marcus Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 "Now think real hard. You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 "YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 "My Mom once killed a bat with a People magazine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 "Oooh, crumbs!" "Penfold -- shush!" BoloOfEarth and Armory 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 “Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 "Indeed." "You say that a lot." "Do I? I had not noticed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 Fourth of a pompous, didactic series. Belmont Park, Elmont, NY, 9 June 1973: Secretariat wins the Triple Crown In early spring of 1973, there had not been a Triple Crown winner since 1948. Secretariat had won the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness each by 2 1/2 lengths, while setting still-unsurpassed course records, and was an odds-on favorite to win the Belmont; only five horses competed. After a clean start, Sham (who had finished second in other two races) and Secretariat ran the first half mile even at a fast pace. Sham tired (and ultimately finished last) after that, while Secretariat increased in speed and ran more than half the race alone. Ultimately he annihilated the field, broke the race time record by more than 2 seconds, and had a margin of victory of 31 lengths (about a sixteenth of a mile), all these records still unsurpassed. The race can be seen at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCMtaNiMDM If Al Michaels set an iconic sound bite in 1980, Chic Anderson set another here, as Secretariat staked a legitimate claim to Greatest Of All Time status. This event, like the 1980 Lake Placid scene, was incorporated into a movie; and just like that one, I haven't bothered to watch the movie. Why'd I miss this event? It was the weekend after school let out; I had just finished my junior year of high school. You think I was gonna stay home and watch horse racing? "Secretariat is widening now! He is moving like a tremendous machine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 "May I use the phone?" "It's broken" (Phone Rings) "See, it rings without any warning at all. Drives me Batty!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 "You know what parents are afraid of?" "Clowns?" "No." "Evil Clowns?" "No." "Crazy Clowns named GiGi who Whisper Under the Bed?" "No." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 "I can't hold your hand anymore, Vader, a hand that I gave you by the way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 "Did you see the sun rise?" "Why yes, I did." "Thank you." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says, that's when he shot him. slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Say Moosey Fate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Half a tonne of irate venison can really *bleep* one up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 "What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, Booooring! You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, "Hello," and I was all— [gasps] Remember? You see, I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before, that means you’re new. ’Cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony, in Ponyville. And if you’re new, it meant you hadn’t met anyone yet, and if you haven’t met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, And if you don’t have any friends, then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad. And I had an idea, and that’s why I went -- [gasps] I should throw a great big, ginormous, super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 "Cranjis? Cranjis McBasketball?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 "You should be happy you're average. It's a lot more fun. Safer too. They didn't shoot Ringo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 "We don't want a repeat of last year when you got drunk and took off all your clothes." "That's not the order it happen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 "People are smarter then they look." "Oh, how hard could that be?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Would you like some spoo? It's quite fresh this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 "I don't pass sentence. That's for the courts to decide. But this time - this time - I am sorely tempted to do the job myself!" "Stop this, Fugate! Hill committed no crime against you!" "He did worse than that! He made me late!" "I don't need your help!" " Is that a fact? An empire crumbling? A marriage shattered? A son lost? Sure, you're doing fine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 Nuclear batteries to power. Turbine to speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 "You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water." Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 "I'm sure. Some bad things happened to me when I was little. When I became a vampire, I was just a messed-up kid. Now it's a thousand years later and I'm still messed up! I don't want to spend eternity like this... with this emptiness. I want to grow up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 "Sure! Take all the umbrage! Don't leave any for us!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 I am the Master, and you shall obey ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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