Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 "Did you betray us? Did you betray me?" "Avon, I've been waiting for you...." "There is nobody quite so free as a dead man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 "That girl's got some serious Squirrels in her pants!" "Can I help?" "Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" "Paul Bunyan's -- where the food is good! (But not too good, eh?)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 "New Shimmer's a floor wax and a dessert topping!" "Spud! The beer that made Boise famous!" "This just in -- Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote. Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 "Let me pass on to you the one thing I've learned about this place. No one here is exactly what he appears. Not Mollari, not Delenn, not Sinclair…and not me." "Gambling is one of the lesser sins. I've always thought if you're going to sin, you may as well go for one of the really big ones." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starblaze Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 On 8/7/2018 at 12:01 AM, Ternaugh said: After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. "It is not logical but it is often true" Cancer and Ternaugh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 Walter: Excuse me Miss, is that lemon Jello? Nurse: These are urine samples. Walter: Well in that case, no thank you. I'm more peckish than thirsty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjiex Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 A Dad joke is an embarrassingly bad joke, often read through the eyes of a dads lack of comedy. Brave yourself through our awfully bad list of dad jokes. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable. I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together. Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut. What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos. Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 "Remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear these - safety glasses." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 "Leaves from the vine, falling so slow like fragile tiny shells drifting in the foam. Little soldier boy, come marching home. Brave soldier boy comes marching home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 5 hours ago, IndianaJoe3 said: "Remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear these - safety glasses." "The goggles - they do nothing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 "Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!" "Don' kick the baby." "Kick the baby!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shadow Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 "One good slug of this, and you can hit a man with phaser stun, and he'd never feel it or even know it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Doc Shadow said: "One good slug of this, and you can hit a man with phaser stun, and he'd never feel it or even know it." Must be next generation, and really, didnt need a slug of anything, since stun with a phaser never hurt anyone, much like Worf, the uber fighting security chief from Klingon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shadow Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 Nope. Original series quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 From the episode "The Tholian Web," to be exact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 Gilligan! Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 "Only an idiot would fight a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 "I always thought I'd got out saving someone." "We don't get to choose how it happens." "Hey! Hey everybody look! Look at this book I found about eating babies! They just sit there while you eat them!" "Whoa! Eatin' babies!" "Why haven't we been eating babies this whole time?" "I don't know, but I'm going to go eat one right now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 There's no one as free as a dead man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 Since I left home, I’ve been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at. I’ve had alien creatures in my face, up my nose, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I’ve felt peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 We talking, like misdemeanor kind of trouble or "squeal-like-a-pig" trouble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 "Why do you people insist I learn your names?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 "It stinks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 "Yeah, that's the ticket." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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