Cassandra Posted February 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 And it's too bad you're not in a gopher suit! What's your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 I almost feel like people should put the show they get these quotes from, but that might be cheating, but I spend a lot of time copy and pasting to find out what show it is (maybe 25%, unlike the movie one, where it might be 5%) Armory and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 "No can do, Cowboy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast. Well, I guess that's a bear we all gotta cross. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Hey, Blackheart the Death Eater or whatever your World of Warcraft name is. Suck on this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Next week: Men with turkey hats crashing ATVs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 ... *sniff* That was unexpectedly beautiful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 "Donald, you can't be serious about this crazy idea. There's no profit in it." "But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge. I wanna see the world!: "So I'll buy you a globe." "If Duckburg studios is going to survive, Major Courage is going to need a major overhaul." "Uh... How major?" "Major major, Major." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armory Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Pitter patter, let's get at 'er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 "I really like your glasses." "Well, they're not for sale!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 we are...the aliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 "Did you see the sun rise today?""Why yes, I did." "Thank you." BANG! Lucius Alexander The palindromedary thinks if that scene isn't famous it ought to be. slikmar and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Ivan? Yes? Did you see the sun rise this morning? Yes. Why? *BANG* tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 "Revenge is a sucker's game." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 All from the same show, same character: Okay, who gave Fargo a gun? I know that you have a device that can...create a wormhole, or, uh, bend time, or make you invisible...or a wormholing, time-bending, invisibling device, that shields you from the mind. [armed with a flamethrower] Unless you want me to roast your chestnuts, back off! In a town full of super geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy is the only guy with the presence of mind to walk out the door?! Taggart said the combustion was caused by meson particles coming from a solar flare. I'm no astrophysicist but I don't think there are a lot of solar flares inside a house. I used to think the same thing. But, uh, they're not lunatics. They're, they're not all luna—there's a fine line between genius and crazy.. Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 "Remember to call him sir, he likes that." "Who likes what?" "Nothing, sir." *surreptitious thumbs up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 "This isn't about your friends, Robin. It's about you. It's always been about you: sending trouble your way, leaving cryptic clues for you to unravel. I was testing you. For some time now, I've been searching for,...an apprentice. Someone to follow in my footsteps. And, Robin, I've chosen you. Congratulations." "The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, Blue, Zinthos." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Quote there's no such thing as too close" "yes there is" no there isn't" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted February 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 I've seen pine cones painted by children and Christmas Decorations that were more evil they you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 "I leave you to your moosey fate!" "Moosey fate! Moosey fate!"\ "Your moosey fate..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Come, villainy. Death awaits you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Well, you didn't tell him about my pitchfork, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armory Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 "Listen, she'll be back and she'll be great. If there's two things I know it's women and exactly what's going to happen in the future." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted February 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 Having a romance with a work colleague and your primary mode of travel is never a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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