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" How 'bout a bunny? They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be!
"Cutesy?", "wootsie?"... Have you even met me?


"I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon. Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't know what they are, where to find them... I don't even know what they do!"

"The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide".
"How did you find that?"
"It was under "E"!"

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"Beneath that cold exterior beats a heart of pure stone."


 "I've got this shocking pain right behind the eyes."
"Have you considered amputation?"


"I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care. Or indeed why it should be necessary to prove it - 'at all'."

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day


NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition ! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.


And now for something completely different

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