Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 'Who are you?" "The new Number Two." "Who is Number One?" "You are Number Six!" "I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!" "HA HA HA HA HA HA!" wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted April 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 We could be friends, like Superman and Lex Luthor. That was an imaginary story written by Harlan Ellison when he wanted to get fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 "She speaks with the might of a hundred soldiers!" Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 "Oh, yes. Squirrels are most fearsome opponents." "Forget it, Jack. What happens in Pandatown stays in Pandatown." "So, we need to stop Omi from freezing himself into the future, so he won't go into the past, where he did what he did which resulted in what happened. Simple!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted April 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 I'm legit? I've never been legit. According to my birth certificate I'm a Cabbage Patch Doll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted April 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 I've decided to invest in a trendy new nightclub. Wise move. To be on the safe side you might want to take half that money and throw it out of an airplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted April 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Join Us! Never! Yes! Yes! Give you a fiddle of Gold! Make you Immortal! Join the Team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 You don't talk to evil, Richie! You destroy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armory Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 "Nougat, eh? I like a candy bar that...fights back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 Besides, you know, why settle for hot, rich, and famous when I can hang out with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 You may be from east Texas, but I'm from New Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 This must be like having sex with me. How can an airboat be selfish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted May 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 I know all about shady deals. I was one of the loudest voices against the Louisiana Purchase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted May 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 The last time I talked to someone up high he jumped. And the problem with that is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 "My positronic brain has several layers of shielding to protect me from power surges. It would be possible for you to remove my cranial unit and take it with you." "Let me get this straight--you want me to take off your head?" "Yes, sir." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 "I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 "Here are two pictures. One is your locker; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which?" "That one's the dump?" "They're both your locker." bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted May 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 4/14/2019 at 7:39 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: 'Who are you?" "The new Number Two." "Who is Number One?" "You are Number Six!" "I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!" "HA HA HA HA HA HA!" It's actually "You are, Number Six." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted May 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 "You betrayed me! You betrayed Kaznia!" "What can I say? I'm proud to be an American." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 "I'll have it when I want it, not when I need it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 "Tulip, the monster that terrorizes my people lives across the river. Alas, I cannot reach him, for the water is two feet deep, and I would surely drown. I want to enlist your help in hunting down the creature and saving my people." "Uhhh... Well, you know, I wanna help, but numbers on hands don't really have any connection to shadow monsters and I'm not really a saving kind of person, I'm more of a... self-looking-ish person. Self... ish? Hm... huh, that is not the word I wanna use." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted June 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2019 Did you figure out why I'm a damn puppet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 "You know what they say: Slow and steady wins the race." "Who said that?" "I don't know, some loser." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 "You are perfectly safe." "The point is I'm a perfectly safe penguin and my friend is rapidly running out of limbs!" "Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them to dinner." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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