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Not quite a tv show quote, but quite normal till you know what happened.


Flegal: He took it down to hammer town. (Tee Hee)

Drooper: Three chears for Rebecca. Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!


(From the Banana Splits Movie. Flegal and Drooper force the director and an obnoxious audience member who is trying to get his daughter noticed through the Sloppy Time course. Flegal already killed the guy using a huge key out of all weapions. Drooper just used a mallet to smash the head of Rebecca.)

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Informed decision?  Do you think this country was founded on informed decisions?  Columbus thought he was in India.  And did he worry about being wrong?  No, he just called everyone Indians.  And we still do it today.  Why?  'Cause.

You want to be an American?  You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing.  Just like we named this country after the fourth and fifth guy who discovered it.  Amerigo Vespucci.  Who cares?  America.

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"Let me tell you something about hu-mons, nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working... but take away their creature comforts deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers... put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same, friendly, intelligent, wonderful people will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes."

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