BoloOfEarth Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 "We don't like muffins 'round here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels! No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks!" "Aaah...so you're a waffle man!" drunkonduty and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 "What do you want with me? Who are you working for? And why would you combine green and yellow with your skin tone?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I remember something. There's a man. He's bald and wears a short sleeved shirt. And somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is... Homer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 "He used to be one of the best burglars in the trade, but he couldn't make the weight anymore." "This is a gun. And as soon as I've read the instruction leaflet, I won't hesitate to use it." "You don't get the Society News on the Embankment?" "We consider The Sporting Life a great luxury." "Specialist in Fairy Stories. Would you like to hear a Fairy Story?" "I've been living a Fairy Story." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 "If you tell me to relax one more time, I'm going to rip your holographic head off!" "I hope you don't intend to kiss your baby with that mouth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Mister Simpson, you've been the boy's father for ten years. Do you really think he could be the leader of a vicious criminal syndicate? "Well, not the leader . . . Oh, it's true, it's all true! All the pieces fit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 "Well, as they say in the Temporal Mechanics department, there's no time like the present." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Please, Robot Godfather, look into your Heart Drive and open your Mercy File. File not found. bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 I think we all agree that all wine tastes the same, and if you spend more then five dollars on wine you're very stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Ya think? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 "Now I know Santa doesn;t exist, but..." "Yeah?" "Do reindeer exist?" (bursting out laughing) "THIS GIRL BELIEVES IN REINDEER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 "What a maroon!" Pariah and drunkonduty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 "You take the long road..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 'Spoilers, Sweetie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 "Come to retrieve your vastly superior stuff? You know it'd be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 "Why does someone with two PhDs become a Teamster?" "For the money, I guess." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 T, it's not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context. It's about fish-ing, the act of fishing itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 "You get Hoynes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 "The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote -- Stink! Stank! Stunk!" Pariah and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 You know in an old movie where you see lipstick on a wine glass next to a dead body? This is that wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 There is a chance you'll get to punch a stranger. Okay, I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 Skip Reming for Earthquake safety. I've had my opium pipe rattled more then a few times by the dirt goblins mischief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 Irresponsibility isn't a sickness - it's an art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 Atomic man is wanted for murder. Really, I didn't realize the penalty for bad acting was that stiff in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 "Faith and reason are the shoes on your feet! You can travel further with both than you can with just one!" Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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